Jordan

2015 Sapulpa High School "Best Male Personality" Recipient

[Jordan @Jonesin4Jordan]

Shut upppppp

[Natalia Emanuel @NataliaHEmanuel]

Published an op ed in @nytimes: remote work hurts mental health.

Let me explain why
🧵⤵️

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Young Thug speaks on Slime Language 3 🐍

“It’s gonna sound like Barter 6, like that 2016 music”👀

[Josh Callaway @JoshMCallaway]

Alex Caruso with a fast break dunk and then he grabbed the ball and hit himself in the head with it a couple times

What an incredibly fun sicko

[Scott Kacsmar @ScottKacsmar]

Never hated someone so much who was this funny.

[masha @masha_slp]

I’m trying to have a good time despite knowing facts and information

[Jordan @Jonesin4Jordan]

Yeah cause he’s like that

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

LaMelo passed up a wide open two on the break ...

to shoot a three 😭

[Jordan @Jonesin4Jordan]

@jonfriva @RedDirtSport Yo big dawg quick question!!! Which is more, $2, or $4? Just curious

[Anthropic @AnthropicAI]

A statement on the comments from Secretary of War Pete Hegseth.

https://t.co/Gg7Zb09IMR

[Jordan @Jonesin4Jordan]

Is this good

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

🚨BREAKING: TRUMP ANNOUNCES HE IS RUNNING IN 2028

[Jordan @Jonesin4Jordan]

Is this good

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

TRUMP: I AM DIRECTING EVERY FEDERAL AGENCY IN UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT TO IMMEDIATELY CEASE ALL USE OF ANTHROPIC'S TECHNOLOGY.

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

Whoa >

[Anthropic @AnthropicAI]

A statement from Anthropic CEO, Dario Amodei, on our discussions with the Department of War.

https://t.co/rM77LJejuk

[Jordan @Jonesin4Jordan]

“We ended Diversity, Equity and Inclusion in America”

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "We ended DEI in America"

[Patrick The Heelhausen @patricktheheel]

“Gay Liberal Halftime Show” and its just Bad Bunny singing surround by the baddest women on earth throwing ass lmfao

[Jordan @Jonesin4Jordan]

I love Jessica Alba

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Olympic skiers are like “I have 2% body fat. I train 23 hours a day. I have had 87 surgeries” and Olympic snowboarders are like “I have smoked this many drugs today” and they hold up their hand which is in a mitten.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I can't even fathom the type of depraved mastermind tactics it takes to accumulate these resources, like go to Costco in a Honda Odyssey or something

[emily may @emilykmay]

"yall let gay people get married and then got mad when the government started executing people in the street" is quite the take.