Liam Jones

[Liam Jones @Jonesy__16]

Mood

[Michael @mikethenavyguy]

I laughed hard at this.

[PoliticsVideoChannel @politvidchannel]

BREAKING: Elon could be Forced to sell Twitter/X to the banks

Old Twitter could make a comeback before 2025 Ends

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

Elon Musk's purchase of Twitter was financed by borrowing money

He used his Tesla stock as collateral

If Tesla stock keeps crashing, the banks/creditors could repossess Twitter

THAT is why Elon is panicking - and why he pushed Trump to do the disgusting White House car show

[P a u l ◉ @SkylineReport]

Alright, buckle up, because Canada’s about to shove a massive financial middle finger right up Donald Trump’s ass, and the dumb fuck hasn’t got a clue about the shitstorm he’s about to wade through. While he’s busy strutting around like some tariff-toting genius, Canada’s pulling a slick move—issuing U.S. dollar-denominated bonds—and it’s gonna fuck him sideways in ways his tiny brain can’t even fathom. Let’s break this down so even the average reader can see how this orange-haired dipshit’s about to get schooled.

First off, Canada’s stacking up U.S. dollars like a goddamn squirrel hoarding nuts for winter. Why? Leverage, bitches. With a fat pile of greenbacks, they can stare down Trump’s trade tantrums and say, “Go ahead, slap your shitty 25% tariffs on us—see if we blink.” It’s like Canada’s building a financial Kevlar vest while Trump’s swinging a foam bat, thinking he’s gonna knock ‘em out. Good luck with that, you moron.

Then there’s the currency game. Trump thinks he can destabilize Canada’s economy with his big, bad economic threats, but by snagging U.S. dollars, Canada’s basically saying, “Nice try, asshole.” This move keeps their loonie from tanking harder than a drunk guy at a bar, making Trump’s tariffs about as effective as a wet fart in a hurricane. They’re prepping to ride out his bullshit without breaking a sweat.

And the balls on this move—holy shit. Issuing these bonds is Canada planting a flag in the ground, screaming, “We ain’t your bitch, Donnie.” It’s a neon sign flashing “Fuck you” across the border, showing they’re ready for a long, ugly trade war. Trump’s probably too busy tweeting about his “yuge” hands to notice, but this signal of resolve means Canada’s not folding like a cheap lawn chair. Nope, they’re digging in, and it’s gonna make his little trade crusade a hell of a lot tougher.

Now, here’s where it gets juicy for the U.S.—and by juicy, I mean a total clusterfuck. Picture this: you’re an American schmuck buying a car. Thanks to Trump’s genius tariffs, the parts from Canada now cost more, so your shiny new ride jacks up by a couple grand. That’s real money, not Monopoly bucks. Businesses get screwed too—supply chains turn into a shitshow, prices climb, and suddenly everyone’s pissed at the guy in the White House. Meanwhile, Canada’s sitting on a pile of U.S. dollars, propping up their own economy like it’s no big deal. Trump’s plan to choke them out? Fucking toast.

Let’s use a clear example to hammer this home: Imagine Trump’s a bully trying to shake down Canada for lunch money. He’s all, “Gimme your cash or I’ll punch you with tariffs!” Old Don thinks he’s got the upper hand, but Canada’s like, “Hold up, I just hit the ATM—now I’ve got my own stack of your dollars, motherfucker.” Suddenly, the bully’s fists don’t hit as hard, and Canada’s walking away eating a sandwich while Trump’s left kicking dirt, clueless about why his plan’s gone to shit.

In short, Canada’s bond play is a masterstroke that’s gonna make Trump’s trade war wet dream a nightmare. He’s too busy jerking off to his own reflection to see how this strengthens Canada’s hand, fucks with his leverage, and drags the U.S. into a longer, costlier fight. By the time this dumbass figures it out, he’ll be ass-deep in economic quicksand, and Canada’ll be sipping maple syrup, laughing their asses off. Checkmate, you tariff-tossing twat.

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

I am begging people to take an intro to philosophy class

[Anonymous @YourAnonCentral]

Invading Canada would spark guerrilla fight lasting decades, expert says.

“a military invasion of Canada would trigger a decades-long violent resistance, which would ultimately destroy the United States.”

https://t.co/l0JoYnjHhv

[Liam Jones @Jonesy__16]

Girl, I’m just a bird

[David Moscrop @David_Moscrop]

Easy to lose this in the noise of the day, but the prime minister of Canada just said the US president, leader of the global hegemon, wants to soften us up economically so he can annex us.

That is one of the most remarkable statements, and realities, in our history.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trudeau: "I heard he talked about banking again this morning in a tweet, which doesn't make any sense because 16 banks are currently active in Canada holding about $113b worth of assets in this country, so American banks are alive and well and prospering in Canada. It's an example of not really being able to see what he wants ... what he wants is to see a total collapse of the Canadian economy, because that'll make it easier to annex us."

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Have you said thank you once?

[Dean Blundell🇨🇦 @ItsDeanBlundell]

Softest Incel Ever.

One petition to revoke his bought and paid for Canadian citizenship and Canada isn't a real country?

Or he's still big mad that his abusive, NAZI-loving grandfather was arrested in Canada for holding NAZI rallies in Saskatchewan b4 fleeing to South Africa.

Either way, he's so soft...

[Yegor Sharangovich replaced Breadman @FierySharky]

This edit goes unbelievably hard #4Nations

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

You can’t take our country — and you can’t take our game.

[Fris @Frisbob]

Type of shit I’m on today

[Alex @ivandemigoal]

I want to run through a wall right now

[thomas @sludgewilliams]

here's two minutes of JT Miller punching himself in the face for no reason

[claire @clairernak]

i hope they know that he actually doesn't care about them or their success at all and he's only doing this because he's exploiting their usefulness in his rhetoric about canada. but that's probably too hard for a lot of them to comprehend

[Alex Adams @alexadamsBTP_]

Vibes today.
#4Nations