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[𝘾𝙤𝙡𝙚 .✦ ݁˖ @y2kcole]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[☔ @Whotfismick]

POV: It's your day off tomorrow and you don't need to set your daily alarm & suddenly it starts raining

[🌻 saz @Jonesyy_]

Sorry but Ellie and Yasmin are destined to be best friends. I hope their friendship grows because I think that’ll be amazing to see. Had me giggling with them when talking about who’s fitter 😂 #LoveIsland

[🌻 saz @Jonesyy_]

@SW_Help why is the line from ash vale to London Waterloo delayed or cancelled?? There’s no updates for this line on trainline or social media

[kwad @_viktoh3]

@Wyd_eshuu I am so glad someone finally said it. Eating breakfast literally unlocks a bottomless pit in my stomach for the rest of the day. 😭

[🌻 saz @Jonesyy_]

Jorts and capris are ugly why y’all keep trying to make it a trend 😭

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

what i expect to happen when i eat less then my cal deficit for one day

[Vivi ⁷ @noodlekooo]

A staggering 16 degrees Celsius and the sun is out in the uk and I cant even enjoy it because the winds freezing

[miia @miiagarro]

can't believe it's almost may. time flies when you work every day of your fucking life

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

I'll go a whole week without spending $40 just to spend $1500 randomly in one day.

[🌻 saz @Jonesyy_]

@SW_Help How can I get to Ash Vale from London Waterloo??

[🌻 saz @Jonesyy_]

How to you lose half a stone in a day asking for a friend x

[🌻 saz @Jonesyy_]

I don’t think I’ve had this feeling since the Covid lockdown

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

How it feels getting paid when you still have money left over from the last paycheck

[tani @keepupwithtani]

Bonuses at work should be tax free…

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

POV: you're trying to survive that random wave of tiredness that hits at 3-5pm

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

iphone: i’m gonna install this update tonight while you sleep
…
iphone: ok so i didn’t do it

[🌻 saz @Jonesyy_]

Glad I’ve been on them for 10+ years then

[Patrick Webb @Patrickwebb]

BREAKING: Birth control pills are now listed as a Group 1 cancer-causing agent, per WHO.

[gus t.t. showbiz @xxxrayspex]

every time ive ever picked up a prescription the people in front of me take 10 minutes each and i take like 1 or 2 why is that