Jonny

Fortiter Defendit Triumphans

[Jonny @JonhanG]

Newcastle United would have won the Premier League if it was decided on football stadiums with the most pubs within a half-mile radius

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

🚨 Liverpool would have won the Premier League title, if it was decided on aggregate score

[Jonny @JonhanG]

Just did my ACL from looking at that pitch.

[Craig Hope @CraigHope_DM]

🔍 Exclusive pics of tomorrow’s playing surface in Tampa that awaits England

👇 Full story below w/ @MikeKeegan_DM

[Central @WestHam_Central]

Newcastle getting relegated after spending £100m on players throughout the course of the season. Clubs a mess.

[Mark Douglas @MsiDouglas]

@Im_RobM Technically Europe is still possible if Villa win in midweek, Chelsea lose to Spurs and then Sunderland and Chelsea draw (oh, and Newcastle beat Fulham) 😂

[Jonny @JonhanG]

Huuuuge if true

[Craig Hope @CraigHope_DM]

🚨The Southampton analyst at the centre of Spygate is understood to have used his bank card to buy a coffee at Rockliffe Hall Golf Club... owned by Middlesbrough chairman Steve Gibson!

👇 Full details, exclusive pictures & why the bank-card paper trail is key to investigation...

[Jonny @JonhanG]

@MsiDouglas

[Wor Flags 🏴🏳 @worflags]

We started preparations way earlier to decorate your stadium after a very kind invite from your club. 👀

Plus, we have a few days off this week as we’re off to Barcelona via the airport you all so generously fund.

[Jonny @JonhanG]

@BetMGMUK #DerbyDay

[Jonny @JonhanG]

Geography mackems are pua fewmin, today marra. ftm

[Dave @DaveSunderlandx]

@Billyjakey Not the point, is it. Is this Sunderland castle? Its 5 miles closer to Sunderland than what Matfen Hall is to Newcastle. If Newcastle is so great why does is always have to claim things that arent in, or anywhere near Newcastle?

[Jonny @JonhanG]

@EmiratesFACup @ManCity Wtf. Why are tourist Man City ‘fans’ in the home end??!! @NUFC @NUSCuk @nufctrust

[Jonny @JonhanG]

FFS

[Emirates FA Cup @EmiratesFACup]

Antoine Semenyo takes time to meet the fans before @ManCity’s #EmiratesFACup fifth round clash against Newcastle United 🤝

[Newcastle United Supporters’ Club @NUSCuk]

🇪🇸 Barcelona Daytrip Flight - Final Call

Departure - approx 7am
Return - approx 11pm

15 seats remaining. These must be sold for the flight to go ahead.

If you are waiting to book, this is your last opportunity.

@wonkysheep
🔗 https://t.co/DIqwi8EPfJ #NUFC

[Jonny @JonhanG]

@tinysima Juve fans? I like it.

[Jonny @JonhanG]

Can you imagine the cry arsing on here if #NUFC did this.

[JuventusFC 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @juventusfcen]

📸 Today the players will play in our 4th kit ⚪️⚫️

👕@adidasfootball

[Jonny @JonhanG]

Biggest fanny in the NUFC fan base bar none.

[True Geordie @TrueGeordieTG]

PENALTY GATE

I shouldn’t even need to post about this given the great win we just got but it’s impossible to ignore given the reports that came out earlier about Woltemade considering his future, seeing these images it’s very obvious he’s not 100% happy.

And who can blame him? He’s the Germany number 9 and Eddie Howe is playing him in midfield after dropping him as a striker earlier this season. And let’s be absolutely clear he’s playing as a centre midfielder NOT as a 10 despite many wrong opinions on this.

That alone is disheartening and damaging to his career given his role for Germany. It’s quite baffling how the Newcastle fan base are just overlooking this as if it’s normal to sign a number 9 and play him as a centre midfielder. Imagine Sesko or Ektike doing this? It’s mental. We signed him for a record fee & Howe was absolutely clear he was the main striker.

Anthony Gordon was stat padding against these farmers with ease, people will say that’s grounds for him to continue up front despite the piss poor opposition and track record over the last year but obviously this was a very weak opponent. 1 goal in open play in 13 MONTHS against premier league opposition, 4 goals in 45 minutes against a pub team - great night but it doesn’t disprove the last 13 months.

Gordon bagged a hat-trick and refused to give the 2nd penalty to Woltemade, after both Woltemade & Trippier asked him to do so. We were out of sight & Gordon came across as someone who couldn’t give 2 shits about anyone but himself despite Woltemade playing a role that sacrificed for the team. Not the first time Gordon looked like he didn’t want to help Woltemade this season. The issues between the two are now clear as day.

Woltemade looked absolutely GUTTED after the second penalty as seen in the image. He knows as a “striker” he’s judged on goals despite Eddie playing him in midfield. This was a perfect opportunity to give him a role up front and get more chances and Eddie still stuck him in midfield. A vote of no confidence…

Nobody could blame Woltemade for leaving this summer as his career is going backwards under Eddie Howe and that’s a FACT. #NUFC

[Jonny @JonhanG]

@ToonPolls I get the sentiment in wanting to share the goals around but Gordon takes the pens, so end of discussion. Disappointed in Trippier reacting, save it for the dressing room.

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

🗣 "If you ever needed any evidence of the damage VAR has done to the referees, today is a great example."

🗣 "That decision is one of the worst decisions I've seen in football."

@waynerooney and @alanshearer speak about the decision to not to award Newcastle a penalty ❌

[Jonny @JonhanG]

@Regista10_ Have a day off man, you massive fanny 😂

[Jonny @JonhanG]

@currys https://t.co/5fuoreMO27

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Full-time scenes 🥰

[Phyllis Dietrichson @OfficielKaybaye]

Tells you absolutely everything you need to know about Hope this opening line 😂.