JONNAOFSWEDEN

if you have any type of facial hair we shall be friends

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

Whoever designed wet wipe packs where you pull one out and four come with it should have been put in charge of ATMs.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Day 3 of no caffeine and I’ve lost hearing in my right eye

[- @leftistexe]

do u think karl marx was a marxist because of his last name or was it just a coincidence

[🇨🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇭© @InsideLucysHead]

My wife complains about constantly being sexually harassed at work….

I told her she can stop working from home and go back to the office if she doesn’t like it

[𝓞 𝓾 𝓬 𝓱 𝓲 @Arealmfouchi]

I'd abuse the fuck out of a PhD I'd just start making up shit

[E l s a @laeelxa]

Folk går alltså bananas i kommentarsfältet på ett klipp där Simona Mohamsson förklarar att elever som har haft svårt att lära sig att läsa, skriva och räkna ska få hjälp tidigt i liten grupp eller individuellt.

Man vet inte om man ska skratta eller gråta.

[giraffe @neckincrisis]

mind your own fucking business

[JP 🍍 @JPLFR80]

I wonder how many times I have died on fuck, marry, kill

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

yes fighting & drinking will be allowed at my funeral

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

he would’ve fought the hantavirus himself if it was on his ship

[dan nolan @dannolan]

I’m not dying from some fucking hentai virus

[WILDER @wldsteppa]

No condom forever or whatever black panther said

[Charlie Larsson @charlielarssoon]

Bedrövligt ifall serveringstillståndet på nätterna bara innefattar Sveriges matcher, är det nån fajt man behöver en rejäl bläcka till är det fan Iran-Nya Zeeland vid 03 och Jordanien-Algeriet 05

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

imagine leaving a sneaky link in 1867 and you go outside and your horse is dead

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

condoms are free in college but printing isn't? is a nut more important than my assignment? TF

[Kristen @slitkrisXD]

Do u think kids will say "my woke grandma" instead of "my racist grandma" in the future

[死 @humanxmaybe]

i hope this email kills us both instantly

[kat @yslnadi]

how am i supposed to recognize love bombing when that’s the treatment i expect anyway

[Zion @zionszzn]

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She next.

[hunter @3gpmh]

forgive me karl marx for i have bought