Jonathon Ryan

Founder of and corporate Swiss Army Knife (hook & magnifier included).

[Jonathon Ryan @JonnieRy]

@nxcare hi team. Can you tell me what's happening with the 501 service from Paignton at 10:40? We're already an hour late and there's talk of not being kicked off at Heathrow. My flight is from Gatwick and I need to plan a way to get there if I'm not going to Victoria..

[YOCV @YOCVUK]

Here are 12 things you should leave out of your #CV, save risking it being chucked away! #careeradvice #ResumeTips https://t.co/5sQo5IPrX6

[Jonathon Ryan @JonnieRy]

What do you say... @BingingWBabish https://t.co/ysXFArRro6 - future video maybe (and it won't break the bank!)

[Jonathon Ryan @JonnieRy]

@Chadbourn That's awesome! It was okay at first but after the dead girlfriend showed up I had to reach out... Time to read AoM again!

[Jonathon Ryan @JonnieRy]

@Chadbourn Mark, I'm a few chapters into American Goods and I can't help but feel it's more or less exactly the same as World's End so far..

[Jonathon Ryan @JonnieRy]

So, you're looking at the new wielder of Doomhammer. Don't act like you're not impressed.

[Jonathon Ryan @JonnieRy]

Charlie Hebdo really aren't doing themselves any favours. I sympathised at first but the slander of the dead boy changed my mind.

[Jonathon Ryan @JonnieRy]

I was not prepared.

[Jonathon Ryan @JonnieRy]

Varian is dead too. I don't know how I feel.

[Jonathon Ryan @JonnieRy]

Vol'jin is dead. Sylvanas is Warchief. What's even happening?

[Jonathon Ryan @JonnieRy]

Does @OwenSmith_MP realise that to promise 2 senior cabinet positions to women IS inequality? Appointment should be on merit, not gender.

[Jonathon Ryan @JonnieRy]

@StagecoachMCSL bus 27718 (10A), walrus card issues... Card error. Worked fine on the arriva which turned up 10 minutes later.

[Jonathon Ryan @JonnieRy]

@Merseytravel @StagecoachMCSL how do I arrange a refund for the £2 bus fair?

[Jonathon Ryan @JonnieRy]

@Merseytravel walrus issues again. Says my pass expires on 14/10 but isn't valid for travel... How does that work?

[Jonathon Ryan @JonnieRy]

@WoodzeyWoodz @Merseytravel Yeah it's not a saveaway though, it's the new solo pass. Seems to be a few people having trouble.

[Jonathon Ryan @JonnieRy]

@Merseytravel used the new smart solo pass today and got knocked back by 4 bus drivers saying I couldn't use walrus until after 9:30

[Jonathon Ryan @JonnieRy]

On board WiFi on 1807 @VirginTrains EUS>LIV is terrible. My flexi minutes have drained, yet this is all I see!

[Jonathon Ryan @JonnieRy]

Euston to Lime Street
Fast, angular track riding
I want to be sick
#trainhaiku

[Jonathon Ryan @JonnieRy]

Guy opposite me
Three phones and an iPad air
Probably dodgy
#trainhaiku

[Jonathon Ryan @JonnieRy]

I'm bored on the train, Twitter formatting won't work, this haiku looks crap #trainhaiku #eustontolimest