Jonno Cohen

A Dad Bod who works with Pods.

[Jonno Cohen @JonnoCo]

@muldowney @AndrewPByrne Are hashtags over? I'm like Austin Powers who has been frozen for the last 3 years and has just been released into the world.

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I need to see more of the Kelce Brothers! #ThingsNoOneSays

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@AndrewPByrne Hah. That's the reaction I get for coming out of retirement?

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Can we get Nicole Kidman to repeat this?

[Richard Roeper @RichardERoeper]

A few reminders about cell phones and the movies:
1. As you enter the theater, turn off your phone.
2. Do not take photos of the screen.
3. If you must check your phone, step outside.
4. Watch the movie like a grown-up.
5. Your phone will be there for you after the movie.
Thanks!

[Jonno Cohen @JonnoCo]

So psyched for you! I feel like a proud Jewish mother. (P.S. Have you considered JDATE yet???)

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

My stand up special, 37 & Single, is going to be on @netflix August 15th. I could write a million words here and it would just be emotional ramblings. I’ll write one thing, THANK YOU.

[Jonno Cohen @JonnoCo]

@MaxCutler1 @Spotify Many thanks to @jgarbo31 for introducing us and helping start a long lasting friendship and partnership. Excited to see what happens next.

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@arithisandthat Well done.

[Jonno Cohen @JonnoCo]

At my 3-year-old's pre-school they were discussing the story of Purim and asked "What was the name of the King?"

My son quickly responded "Michael Jordan!"

Even though he was embarrassingly wrong, I've never been prouder of him.

(And P.S. Happy 60th King MJ!)

[Jonno Cohen @JonnoCo]

@ParkinsSpiegel The return of Score House?

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@MTVDevinWalker @KennySantucci has the crown.

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@ProducerMcD Fantastic interview Brendan. Probably one of the best in the last year. No idea Marc Summers was so well connected in the stand-up comedy scene.

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@wingoz So @wingoz please tell us who is going to win?

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Always be prepared when Dark Helmet enters the room. #Spaceballs

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Lebron, we have come a long way… Boyz 4 Life.

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@JaredSilverman2 Can you help get him in?

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Chicken Wing Scene from “Tommy Boy” #Oscars

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Definitely random, but here’s my 6-year-old doing an impression of the Marv Spider Scene from “Home Alone.” #Oscars2023

[Jonno Cohen @JonnoCo]

New Profile Pic #humblebrag

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@dentite373 @ABrandonSanchez We could use his post-up game tonight.

[Jonno Cohen @JonnoCo]

I'm disappointed he didn't use a two-by-four.

[TMZ @TMZ]

WWE legend "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan detained an intruder at his South Carolina home at gunpoint using a .44 caliber pistol. https://t.co/5DItSIqs5k