Jonno Fandango

[Jonno Fandango @JonnoFandango]

@SpencerMatthews Nice one for completing that challenge! Very inspiring. I’m only training for one!

[Jonno Fandango @JonnoFandango]

@oasis Rock n Roll Star, Slide Away and Supersonic.

[Jonno Fandango @JonnoFandango]

Wonderwall is playing in the Lego store. I guess it was time to lego of all the hatred @oasis

[Jonno Fandango @JonnoFandango]

@Annabel_Croft Today I watched a video podcast you did recently and it helped me. Thanks for being so open. Keep talking, running and being awesome! Take care

[Jonno Fandango @JonnoFandango]

@lauramuiruns Awesome effort! I reckon you can go harder though. I’ve seen the face!

[Jonno Fandango @JonnoFandango]

@gucci Looking for models? My daughter rocking one of your dresses earlier

[Jonno Fandango @JonnoFandango]

Full of beans after a triple chocolate cookie! #greggsandprimark

[Jonno Fandango @JonnoFandango]

I received a call-back from my local GP surgery. Been listening to elevator music for over an hour. Those pesky jokers! #NHS

[Jonno Fandango @JonnoFandango]

Dear @rickygervais , Armageddon is good.

[Jonno Fandango @JonnoFandango]

Getting excited for the big guy now! @LoveMeadowhall

[Jonno Fandango @JonnoFandango]

@Victoriamary I read an article that quoted you today and was really moved and helped by it. Very wise and strong. Thanks

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

My old friend @SuellaBraverman has described rough sleeping as a 'lifestyle choice' I always thought lifestyle choices were things such as cargo pants, fishing and decorating your bathroom with a bowl of potpourri.

I want to see if this image I found on google described as
'Wooden Botanical Fragrant Potpourri Bowl With Lemon' can raise £50,000 for homelessness charity @crisis_uk

Donate here: https://t.co/oQIZdFHRqX

[Jonno Fandango @JonnoFandango]

Just watched 2nd episode of #Time Series 2. Turned me into an absolute emotional wreck. Enjoy all of the awards that you’re definitely going to get.

[Jonno Fandango @JonnoFandango]

@RichardStead Hi Richard. I used to listen to your show a lot driving into Leeds when going to work - really enjoyed them. Good luck in the new place

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Now let the snivelling apologists for rape, murder and torture explain how this, too, was justified.

[Chris Packham @ChrisGPackham]

This ! Just this ! Top work by @NLRebellion

[leekern @leekern13]

I’ve studied all the books I can find, I’ve stayed up late drinking coffee, I’ve gone over and over the diagrams on my pinboard, and I’ve come to the conclusion that the people who cut the heads off babies are the bad guys. No need to thank me. Feel free to pass this on.

[Chris Packham @ChrisGPackham]

Today I can share I'm challenging the PM on the legality of abandoning key Net Zero commitments

I believe the timeline for the UK to meet Net Zero cannot be changed at will by the PM – I contend that he does not have the legal right

The ball is in your court , Prime Minister

[Jonno Fandango @JonnoFandango]

@ChrisGPackham I’ve just watched ‘Is it time to break the law?’ You are a true inspiration. I reckon you’re gonna do something huge. Stay strong

[Irish Ranger (Sevvy) @VeteranIrish]

Spare a thought for poor ole Michael O’Leary, Chief Executive of Ryanair.

After arriving in a hotel in Manchester, he went to the bar and asked for a pint of Guinness.

The barman nodded and said, "That will be £1 please, Mr. O’Leary."

Somewhat taken aback, O'Leary replied, "That's very cheap," and handed over his money.

"Well, we do try to stay ahead of the competition", said the lbarman. "And we are serving free pints every Wednesday from 6 pm until 8 pm. We have the cheapest beer in England".

"That is remarkable value", Michael comments.

"I see you don't seem to have a glass, so you'll probably need one of ours. That will be £3 please."

O'Leary scowled, but paid up.

He took his drink and walked towards a seat. "Ah, you want to sit down?" said the barman. "That'll be an extra £2. You could have pre-booked the seat, and it would have only cost you £1."

"I think you may be too big for the seat sir, can I ask you to sit in this frame please".

Michael attempts to sit down but the frame is too small and when he can't squeeze in, he complains "Nobody would fit in that little frame".

"I'm afraid if you can't fit in the frame you'll have to pay an extra surcharge of £4 for your seat sir".

O'Leary swore to himself, but paid up. "I see that you have brought your laptop with you" added the barman. "And since that wasn't pre-booked either, that will be another £3."

O'Leary was so incensed that he walked back to the bar, slammed his drink on the counter, and yelled, "This is ridiculous, I want to speak to the manager".

"I see you want to use the counter," says the barman, "that will be £2 please."

O'Leary's face was red with rage. "Do you know who I am?"

"Of course I do Mr. O'Leary."

"I've had enough! What sort of a Hotel is this? I come in for a quiet drink and you treat me like this. I insist on speaking to a manager!"

"Here is his e-mail address, or if you wish, you can contact him between 9.00 am and 9.01am every morning, Monday to Tuesday at this free phone number. Calls are free, until they are answered, then there is a talking charge of only £1 per second, or part thereof".

"I will never use this bar again".

"OK sir, but do remember, we are the only hotel in England selling pints for £1."
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