Chris Johnson

Tendencies of Michelangelo... the Turtle not the Painter

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

This was a car-crash interview with Nadine Dorries, but she always defended the indefensible. That’s why the Tories used to wheel her out whenever Boris Johnson broke the law.

[damilare abiodun @damiskid135]

This particular Bruno Fernandez assist angle...
🥶🥶🥶🥶

[Carl Anka is on leave @Ankaman616]

30 minutes half time show.
Hydration breaks.
Spain's dizzying carousel of passing football.
The MetLife Stadium.

The 2026 World Cup Final will be a low scoring, slow moving and bitty affair.

[Sam @SamCKx]

A full timeline of Nigel Farage’s grift and corruption

1. 2001–2014: Rent-free office scandal
Farage used office space rent-free, failed to declare the benefit properly, and was fined by the Electoral Commission.

2. 2015–2016:
Whilst serving as an MEP, Farage’s EFDD group spent around €1.8 million of EU taxpayer funds improperly on his “Say No to EU” Brexit campaign activity, including paying for rallies in the UK, venue hire, banners etc

3. 2016–2019: Farage’s Brexit movement was heavily funded by Arron Banks. Questions over the source of funding were referred by the Electoral Commission to the National Crime Agency.

4. 2017–2018:
The European Parliament docked Farage’s MEP salary to recover around €40,000 after concluding parliamentary funds had been improperly claimed for staff costs.

5. 2018:
A European political party closely linked to UKIP and Farage’s parliamentary group was ordered to repay €1.1 million after investigators found EU grants had been improperly used for national political campaigning, including campaigns in the UK directly supporting UKIP.

6. 2019:
Channel 4 News and The Guardian reported that Banks gave Farage benefits worth around £450,000, including accommodation, transport and overseas travel.

7. 2019:
The Electoral Commission warned the Brexit Party’s online donation system was at “high and ongoing risk” of accepting impermissible donations and required stronger controls.

8. 2019:
Crypto billionaire Christopher Harborne donated around £6.4 million to the Brexit Party, beginning a financial relationship that continues today.

9. 2021 onwards:
Farage earns £400,000 a year from GB News whilst serving as the leader of a UK political party.

10. 2023:
Farage received around £1.5 million for appearing on I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here.

11. 2023:
Reform UK received £200,000 from First Corporate Consultants Ltd, linked to businessman Terence Mordaunt who lobbies against Climate Change policy and campaigned for Brexit.

12. 2024:
The Good Law Project alleged Farage failed to declare assistance from a US public relations firm during a US trip funded by Christopher Harborne.

13. 2024–2026:
Farage received a £5 million gift from Christopher Harborne around 1 month before entering Parliament. In 2026, Parliament’s standards watchdog opened an investigation into whether it should have been declared.

14. 2024–2026:
Since becoming MP for Clacton, Farage has declared more than £2 million in outside earnings from media, speaking engagements, commercial partnerships, including activity closely linked to lobbying for policies that benefit his private funders.

15. 2025:
A complaint alleged undeclared election spending during Farage’s 2024 campaign. Essex Police took no action because the statutory time limit had expired.

16. 2025–2026:
Farage failed to declare 17 separate payments, worth around £380,000, within the required parliamentary deadlines. The Standards Commissioner found the breaches were inadvertent.

17. 2026:
Farage declared £270,000 from Direct Bullion for promotional work while sitting in Parliament, equivalent to around £22,500 per hour.

18. 2026:
The Sunday Times alleged convicted former aide George Cottrell provided undeclared support including security, accommodation, staffing and media assistance.

A true public servant and man of the people.

[Miguel Delaney @MiguelDelaney]

England fans boo the hydration break.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Big up, Uncle Ian Wright for speaking up, and he's 100% correct.

Look how Qatar got dragged when they were hosting the World Cup.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Tesco could pay every worker an extra £10,000 and still make a profit.

British Gas could pay every worker an extra £35,000 and still make a profit.

Shell could pay every worker an extra £300,000 and still make a profit.

It is the billionaires who are ripping you off.

[Ross Greer @Ross_Greer]

In the last week @ZackPolanski has been 'scrutinised' by fair & impartial journalists including an ex-Labour minister married to a current Labour minister (ITV) and a guy whose Best Man was Peter Mandelson (Sky).

It really is a cosy wee club & they loathe being called out for it

[The Left Bible @theleftbible]

If you’re wondering why the Zack Polanski outrage has dominated the news… instead of Farage and his crypto money - read this 👇

BBC News Director John McAndrew previously held senior roles at GB News, a channel closely linked to Farage. https://t.co/Pss0xUjbJI

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

Yesterday in Hastings, in the wake of antisemitic attacks in Golders Green, I faced Nazi salutes.

Today the Prime Minister uses his office to attack the only Jewish party leader to score political points.

[Saul Staniforth @SaulStaniforth]

"I spoke, very early this morning as I was coming in, to Yvette, who had just come out of the White House dinner..."

Aren't we lucky that the co-presenter of #GMB is married to the foreign secretary.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Today Wes Streeting overruled NICE so he personally buys medication for the entire NHS

He did this so he can give an extra £6.4bn a year to the USA for nothing

Paying Doctors an extra £0.6bn a year is too expensive

But 10x as much for Donald Trump is done without question

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Scroungers!!!

[Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski]

7 hours of silence from the Prime Minister.

The US is using UK bases. The President is openly talking about destroying a civilisation.

And Downing Street says... nothing.

If you won’t speak up now, when will you?

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

This is performative bullshit on a day when the US president is threatening a genocide against a nation of 93 million people & the UK is allowing him to use our air bases.

Will @Keir_Starmer continue to do so & be complicit in whatever comes next?

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

Theo Walcott🗣️”How does your 2008 team compare to this Arsenal team?”

Wayne Rooney🗣️”Yeah we’d batter them!”

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

The West is appalled by the blockade of the Strait of Hormuz.

Couldn't care less about the blockade of Cuba, the invasion of Lebanon or the continuing Genocide in Gaza.

[Chris Johnson @Jonno_94]

Disgusting cretin

[The Cradle @TheCradleMedia]

VIDEO | Israeli National Security Minister Ben Gvir, outside the Knesset chamber, celebrates the passing of the death penalty law for Palestinian detainees, describing it as historic and saying, “Soon we will count them one by one.”

[Adam Crafton @AdamCrafton_]

Fernandes for player of the year imo

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

Illegal Israeli settlers damaged the crops of a Palestinian farmer, beat him, and shot his two sons killing one of them.

Terrorism with total impunity. This is Israeli occupation.