Jonny Butler

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 It's not a rabbit it's a hare.
Foxes use the same tactic.

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@DutytoInform I doubt the contractors, lawyers, et al. who he renaged on, or the 'students' who signed up to Trump Uni, or any of the millions he scammed, or the poor farmer in Scotland would agree with your score of: Parasitic lifestyle — 0
Other than that, you & @gtconway3d get 10/10

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@skdh Just run through why gravity is not a force one more time?

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@HistoricEngland Scargill House, I do believe.

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@BBCBreaking @BBCNews At the peak of his powers he took the time to be incredibly kind to my son who was progressing through the Academy at Kirkstall. He didn't need to but did.. a true measure of the man. RIP.

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@ReillyRick Actually, I would like to see a fully televised event where pros 8 putt & find the rough deliberately while Trump has golf balls drop down his trouser leg a foot from the hole. Make Cheating Great Again. Who will win the Narcissism Cup this year @gtconway3d ? Bookies nightmare.

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@JoyceWhiteVance Can any American reading this kindly explain to an old man in Yorkshire why half of your country are so stupid they will vote in a rapist/wannabe dictator who will do away with your constitution, take away your freedoms and all after fleecing you with grift after grift? Madness.

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@ProjectLincoln @TaraSetmayer https://t.co/H4VsscLY4v

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day (again) is ‘unasinous’: ‘united in stupidity’.

A 17th-century riff on ‘unanimous’ (literally, of ‘one mind’), based on the Latin for behaving like ‘one ass’.

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@JonTrevithick Jones in full hunched frog mode

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@OMGIluvthatsong @crockpics Leave Yoko alone!

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@newscientist

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@LUFCMOTcom Charlatan.

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@jimalkhalili It was a Hammer House of Horrors production made in black & white... but mostly, if not entirely white

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@JonTrevithick I don't know why I didn't think of this... so obvious!
https://t.co/6jGsxztxSE

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@JonTrevithick Okay, but apart from the strong currents, the hypothermia, the pollution, the gold medals for Adam Peaty, the fish jokes of W C Fields, and creating the critical conditions required for life to form on Earth in the first place... what has water ever done for us?

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@McNostrils @JonTrevithick Is Jones' head to the right of Cleese left knee?
M Palin top right, behind W. G. Grace?

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@JonTrevithick Err, I see Trevor Brooking to the right of @JohnCleese but to the right of Trevor, Malcolm Muggeridge?
I can'tsee the Bishop of Southgate though.. was he in makeitup?

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@JonTrevithick Extraordinary. Terry Jones looks just like the actress that played Brian's mum in the film Jones directed.

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@skdh Never mind CO² - if the tundra thaws the amount of methane that will be released will be truly catastrophic.

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@JoyceWhiteVance He is paving his off ramp to defect as soon as jail time is inevitable.