Jonny H.

I’m just talking to myself

[Jonny H. @JonnyChitown]

@PuckinHostile @DMelt57 I’m late here, what is this?? It’s Nakutis’s kiddo

[Jonny H. @JonnyChitown]

@KristinShotJR @AMCTheatres @AMCHelps It’s literally how they make money!

[Jonny H. @JonnyChitown]

I visited an @AMCTheatres on Sunday night for an 8pm show and they were OUT OF POPCORN. I'm still in complete shock, I don't know if I can trust this theater or Nicole Kidman again @AMCHelps How is this even possible???

[Jonny H. @JonnyChitown]

@KristinShotJR @AMCTheatres @AMCHelps I think it’s been even longer!! I honestly thought @AMCHelps or @AMCTheatres would have something to say but it looks like I just won’t go to that theater again. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Nicole Kidman remains suspiciously silent as well 😑

How’s life??

[Jonny H. @JonnyChitown]

Yo @RiotFest sucks, I REALLY want to see @HOLY_FAWN on Friday at 12:30 but I got a dog I gotta walk/feed at dinner. I’ve got my 3-day pass already but I need re-entry, I’m on a budget. Please help. Dog attached…

[Jonny H. @JonnyChitown]

Yo @dunkindonuts I bought a drink a buncha times last week - Where are my 400 bonus points?

[Jonny H. @JonnyChitown]

@express I downloaded the app - I signed up for the email - but no 25% off coupon. Ads say coupon within 24 hours - customer service tells me 4-6 weeks. Where’s my coupon? Please help!

[Jonny H. @JonnyChitown]

@deafheavenband what time do you guys go on tonight?? Trying to make it by 10

[Jonny H. @JonnyChitown]

@TBARRetribution Could you imagine @slipknot breaking up and two of the members still walking around dressed like they were still in the band? Yeah, time to move on… @MACEtheWRESTLER too

[Jonny H. @JonnyChitown]

Hey @SouthwestAir My reservation was canceled with no notice and I did receive my travel funds back. Please help!!!

[Jonny H. @JonnyChitown]

@GNCLiveWell I’m trying to use the DAD35 coupon on the site and it’s not working. Help!!

[Jonny H. @JonnyChitown]

April 2020 vs April 2021

[Jonny H. @JonnyChitown]

Flight got canceled and rebooked. Rebooked flight got canceled and I DIDN’T get rebooked nor could I change my flight. Been on hold for 2 days! Gate agents wanted me to PAY MORE MONEY to change my flight. What the heck? @SouthwestAir Auto message just says how much you “care” 🙄

[Eclectic Method ♻️ @EclecticMethod]

There's a #FlyOnPenceHead Remix @Mike_Pence @KamalaHarris #flygate

[Jonny H. @JonnyChitown]

@PuckinHostile @SerpentBio @GojiraMusic GODDDD I WANT TO BE “THERE” RIGHT NOW

[Jonny H. @JonnyChitown]

@Citi Perhaps show some acts of kindness to your customers that are paying interest on tix to concerts that might not take place for another year?

I paid $722 for @ladygaga tix that will be postponed or cancelled, which you’re going to earn even more interest on now. Where’s the help?

[Jonny H. @JonnyChitown]

@_DaveMelton I wear one all winter when out with the dog. They're very breathable... but I'm not a fine-tuned performance athlete

[Jonny H. @JonnyChitown]

@RCNconnects What kinda deals ya got Jackie? @Xfinity would rather I jump through hoops to get a decent internet price, so I'm open...

[Jonny H. @JonnyChitown]

Me: I'm paying too much for Internet
Xfinity: New customer? It's only 50 a month!
Me: No, current, paying 140
Xfinity: Ahh too bad chump. We can get you to 130, but only new customers can have for 50
Me: I guess I'll go with @RCNconnects
@Xfinity : Byeee

Great business model

[Jonny H. @JonnyChitown]

Do hugs count as sex in 2020? Cuz I’m at that point where that might be enough...