Jonny Howard

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[Jonny Howard @JonnyMarkHoward]

Masterclass

Jonny Howard teaches fatherhood.

[Jonny Howard @JonnyMarkHoward]

We shouldn’t be so starved of good news stories, but we are.
We shouldn’t need to fundraise for the NHS, but we do.
We don’t need knighthoods to tell us when people are worthy of honour, but it helps.

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Captain Sir Tom Moore receives knighthood from the Queen in unique ceremony held in quadrangle at Windsor Castle

https://t.co/MKNE1OjrJ8

[Frak @FrakThePerson]

(Electoral) College Dropout

[Jonny Howard @JonnyMarkHoward]

@RumbiTauroMusic @Lynd_8 Which platform gives you the most revenue?

[alistair green @mralistairgreen]

#nomasks

[Jonny Howard @JonnyMarkHoward]

@jhailes Playing Oceans too much
Taking Jer 29:11 out of context
“Say hello to your neighbour”
Parents waiting 20 minutes to pick their kids up after the service.

“You shall not pass”

[Jonny Howard @JonnyMarkHoward]

@jhailes I love the idea that someone said “I just feel like we can end racism by misquoting Lord of the rings and banging a stick. But only if the people holding the stick are pretty diverse.”
To be fair, no one has called me a racial slur yet today, so maybe it worked.

[Shuffle T @Shuffle_T]

Still the biggest travesty of our generation that this didn’t go hyper-mega-viral when I know it is by far the finest thing I have ever created. Shame on everyone.

[Dan Walker @mrdanwalker]

I know it’s been a weird football season.
I know we’ll look back on 2020 and rightly focus on coronavirus.
I know they are not quite there yet but... this Liverpool team are incredible & this could still be a remarkable, record breaking, season for a wonderful side to watch 🏆

[Duncan Alexander @oilysailor]

Happy birthday Lionel Messi, you didn't quite manage to score more goals than Sunderland in the 2010s but I still rate you

[Jonny Howard @JonnyMarkHoward]

Drink every time you hear a football commentator say “Not much social distancing going on in the box” before the end of the season.

[Jonny Howard @JonnyMarkHoward]

RIP Sir Ian Holm.

[Jonny Howard @JonnyMarkHoward]

@samdhoward Let me know when you’re ready to start round 2

[Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social @TobyonTV]

The finest Partridgisms you’ll hear this season. First, a strangled scream in response to Benzema’s goal, then this masterpiece - ‘That tackle could de-horn a caribou’ https://t.co/MzXFGD6cHY

[Jonny Howard @JonnyMarkHoward]

@theodavidcarter Three months later, I am well. How are you?

[Jonny Howard @JonnyMarkHoward]

Recommended movies, tv, etc:

[Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism]

My dad used to smoke 40 a day until mum finally told him we didn't have room for any more salmon.

[Jonny Howard @JonnyMarkHoward]

@Keir_Starmer Hi Keir, I’m using this website now instead of Facebook, let me know if you need anything. Thanks.