Jonny Oatmeal

Fun lovin', funny guy. Lover of livermush. UNC class of '00. It's all in good fun.

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@dogwoodblooms ...and by right I mean correct. Mount Olive pickles are the best.

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@dogwoodblooms Superior pickles is right @dogwoodblooms .

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@uiyui_jk Nope.

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@elonmusk Hey bud. You think if your cyber truck humped one of your @Tesla cars that in 9 months we could have a cyber El Camino?

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@dogwoodblooms @NC_Governor Guy is a dip shit. Everybody knows it.

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Saw that @CANMNT_Official won their first @FIFAWorldCup match in the history of the country. Congrats guys! Bet there's not a drop of maple syrup left anywhere after the party is over.

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@dogwoodblooms Livermush all the way. Hunter's the best.

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@dogwoodblooms @chrismithunc Mustard on BBQ is a buncha cockamamie bull shit.

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@end3of6days9 Bought a new pup 4 yrs ago. Had exactly the amount of money needed to buy the dog (had been saving for years). Brought the dog home. My youngest brother (who lived with me). Got sick and died the next day. Good Lord knew and, in some ways, looked out for me.

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@dogwoodblooms @JCI_JohnEvans @Whataburger We have 2 in Hickory now. Don't hate it but definitely gonna stick with the local burger joints.

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@TyLawson3 Does anybody really have to let you know how ball goes in some cities? You played in Chapel Hill.

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@dogwoodblooms Weird stuff going on at the hill.

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@SteveLovesAmmo The beginning.

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@AmiriKing @bAnthonYsr Who picked that orange? Asking for a friend.

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@SGTWipper1Each Hospital scrubs count as a uni?

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@dogwoodblooms Don't matter. Who cares? I havent thought about a Martini McBride since 1994.

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@binx7h Reading. Playing in the woods, doing chores. Yeah, Mom and Dad made sure me and my brothers had plenty of chores.

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@dogwoodblooms I don't give a shit about who any of these guys are. Plus, I ain't trying to influence anyone.... Except maybe to say you should pray to Jesus. I do. It helps me.

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@dogwoodblooms My mom and Aunts used to find farmers who had bushes on the edge of their properties that they would let them pick.

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@dogwoodblooms How about some old folks with property?

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@90sWWE Brickhouse Brown.