Jonny Segway

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@Keir_Starmer If your ‘better’ is to create a more broken and divided country, higher taxes, increased benfits, diminished world status, stagnant growth, more murders, theft and violence - then yes. I would say mission accomplished.

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@benonwine Like some child in the playground.

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@northernassist Never mind, tell your drivers to set off gently when crush loaded, saves people falling over.

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@northernassist What is the actual fault?

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@Keir_Starmer Where’s your corresponding speech for the Pro-Palestine mob?

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@ZiaYusufUK Starmer should have imprisoned him for incompetence. Instead…

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@benonwine AI

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Sacking a manager for tackling a shoplifter? @Morrisons said ‘it could not comment on individual cases’ that’s convenient. I don’t shop with you anyway.

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@waitrose so is it true? People can take what they want without paying and not be challenged? How is that a sustainable business model?

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@DesireeAmerica4 I don’t recognise her either, and I’m not a teenager

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@elonmusk Excellent, as much as an achievement as the take off! Brilliant design and engineering!

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@ShabanaMahmood I look forward to reading about your Easter celebrations in Downing Street.

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@Geniustechw In the land of perfect people some are less perfect than others, we are all already ‘perfect’

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@BenGrahamUK They never miss out on the excuse to push more palm oil though

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@nationalrailenq I’m on a train that has stopped. Issue between Bolton and Salford.

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@nationalrailenq overhead line issues in Manchester?

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@HJB_News__ Who gives a FF about Alad Abba Fattah!??

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@Keir_Starmer Virtue signalling lump of useless lard

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@DrSusanDenim Absolute perfect speech, Thieves needs to know what the taxpayers think!

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@AdamJSchwarz @KemiBadenoch Absolute barn storming speech! Thieves deserved it.