Yarnny Farkin’ Ffeiffer

water, mostly, I don’t know, could have paid more attention in biology wait you mean biography….

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@jerrysaltz My daughter took a sharpie to our big red living room chair - it was the coolest thing I had ever seen and I continue to kick myself for both scrubbing it out and not taking a pic; after that her favorite medium was toothpaste - on mirrors, toilet seats, carpets…

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@simoncholland You never know. It might be funny every 7th or 12th year. Or not.

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Chet Hanks proves two rights make a wrong

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@callmesimon She sent me the same message! She was not pleased when I called her out for being a scam

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@prof_kozak I’m pretty sure art school students talk about this stuff all the time in all their courses - analyzing works in art history, copying master works in their studio, even art theory courses and books. Just maybe not as siphoned off as in music schools?

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Got my first moderna shot yesterday. Today I feel a little dumber than usual, or am I just more aware of it

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@JesseThorn @Bullseye Tom Waits

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@SarahKSilverman Bulged disc in your spine clipping the sciatic nerve root (I’d say somewhere around L5/S1 but I’m no doc)

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@JesseThorn I second @pescami with the recumbent bike, but flying LOTS of flags, and trailing a child carriage full of action figures

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That 6 degrees of @kevinbacon is a covid super spread waiting to happen, I hope he’s doing well.

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This is what an insane supervillain says right before blowing up the earth

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I just want to stop the world from killing itself!

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@discogs Gumboots
Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes
You Can Call Me Al

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@discogs Thriller
Beat It
Billie Jean

[Jay Anderson @HereGoJayAgain]

This Parade >>>> Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade

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@juda1313 A League of Their Own

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A League of Their Own

[Baron Blobert Von mucinex the 4th. @juda1313]

Name this movie, wrong answers only.

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There’s Something About Mary

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Name this movie, wrong answers only.

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One upside: it doesn’t matter when the fucking Turkey comes out of the oven

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Just tweeting random stuff from my drafts I don’t even remember writing....

Remember: in golf, sub-par is the name of the game.

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Can we celebrate all the holidays twice next year?