Jonny_Swift

the prodical son has returned, with flashing lights, bangs, clouds of smoke and other such exciting things!!!

[Jonny_Swift @Jonny_Swift]

@StemboatSociety @storzboy @CGA_tour Nah you definitely said it sober to me too

[Jonny_Swift @Jonny_Swift]

@storzboy @C_Mac1986 But you’ve said you were a socialist since high school because of a certain teacher? You’ve always told me you were interested in politics. More Bullshit from you to fit the narrative

[Jonny_Swift @Jonny_Swift]

@CGA_tour @storzboy you sound EXACTLY like this guy

[Jonny_Swift @Jonny_Swift]

@CGA_tour Whoops DM 👀

[Jonny_Swift @Jonny_Swift]

@CGA_tour @storzboy

[Jonny_Swift @Jonny_Swift]

Choose Flour, Choose Yeast, Choose a poppy seed loaf over a sourdough, Choose a Roll, Choose a pre-heated oven, Choose a glaze, Choose a softer crumb, Choose cheese on a tiger loaf, Choose a hand knead over a machine. Choose Bread Week.Choose The Great British Bake Off #GBBO

[Midgery Court FC @midgerycourtfc]

@LeylandFC_ 4-5 Midgery Court

@WillThom95 ⚽️⚽️⚽️
Travis ⚽️⚽️

Really good performance today in a game that last season we would have crumbled.

Big shout out to @Jonny_Swift for crying and asking to come off after conceding, that’s the dedication we want💕💕

[Jonny_Swift @Jonny_Swift]

@Michael_Tommo87 @CGA_tour @C_Mac1986 @storzboy @TaylorStorey5 They never will

[Michael Thompson @Michael_Tommo87]

Seen as the @CGA_tour is thriving and alive.....first match for 2020.....dual between myself & @C_Mac1986 vs @storzboy & @TaylorStorey5

Tomorrow....bolton old links....tee off 11am

[Jonny_Swift @Jonny_Swift]

@storzboy @CGA_tour Excellent!!!

[Jonny_Swift @Jonny_Swift]

@CGA_tour Brilliant

[Jonny_Swift @Jonny_Swift]

The bear will tire!

[Jonny_Swift @Jonny_Swift]

*to the tune of Lou Reeds - Perfect day”

Such a shitty day!
Boris has had is way!
NHS, gone away!
It’s such fun!

What a shitty day
Poor people are on the floor
Ask questions like none before
Shut the door.....on the fridge yeah.
#UKElection #GeneralElections

[Jonny_Swift @Jonny_Swift]

Gone for beers tonight with my mate, he lost his job last night. I’ve just had a big Christmas bonus and bought a house the other month.
He’s getting most of the beers in tonight.
That’s how it works now you see.
#GeneralElection #ExitPolls

[Jonny_Swift @Jonny_Swift]

If more labour voters send me their tits I’ll vote labour.
If more Tory voters send me their tits I’ll vote Tory.
#GeneralElection2019

[Jonny_Swift @Jonny_Swift]

Can the boys deliver another three points tomorrow @midgerycourtfc

[Midgery Court FC @midgerycourtfc]

Good win today boys!!!!! 3-0!!!! Film crew turn up! We turn up! Keeper had a clean sheet, manager looked the most animated ever #forthrcamera well done boys! We aren’t quite as shit as united yet!!!!

[Jonny_Swift @Jonny_Swift]

I’ve had more wanks ruled as a forward pass

[Jonny_Swift @Jonny_Swift]

@CGA_tour 😂😂😂