honny

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Just shoplifted £10bn worth of stuff from Tesco.

Said to the Police Officer who came, "It was an honest mistake."

He said, "You know what we won't even investigate and you can just keep it all."

[Retro Coast @RetroCoast]

Diversity is a hoax.

You are not stronger being surrounded by people you have nothing in common with.

That's just ridiculous.

[autist @litteralyme0]

How my dad looks at me when I don't want to help him move 1000kg of dirt at 6am on a Sunday

[El CondeNado @elconde_nad0]

Cuando te das cuenta de que tus castigos de niño (quedarse en casa, tomar una siesta, acostarse temprano, comer a la hora adecuada) son ahora tus objetivos como adulto

[Goblin Moder @mischiefanimals]

in the days before cameras this would've become a legendary local cryptid. in the 21st century we're calling it Jimothy

[Scotty T MBE @ScottGShore]

IF WE ARE GIVING £153 MILLION TO PAKISTAN

BUT OUT TAXES AND BILLS ARE GOING HIGHER

THEN THE GOVERNMENT IS NO LONGER FAITHFUL TO THEIR OWN PEOPLE

🇬🇧 RESTORE BRITAIN 2029

[Nick, 30 @an0n_Nic]

Read this and burn it in your memory. The state is scamming everyone.

Doesn’t matter if it’s malice or incompetence, the outcome is the same.

[Based Irishman @Basedbuachaill]

Why won't they release the CCTV from the night of the alleged incident -

Yet Nikita Hand, the coke whore has released a tell all novel?

Something doesn't sit right with this entire situation.

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨NEWS: Hope Not Hate have removed an article demonising Ann Widdecombe from their website

It is suspected her murderer may have read it

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

"The CDC was created in World War II to stop malaria. The first thing they did was ink a deal with Monsanto. They dumped DDT across countries, causing health issues for generations."

[Edwin Jones @jo32192000]

I’ve been robbed of around £36k of my pension I’ve paid in for due to the move from 65-68, yet it costs £40k a year to house an illegal in the Cresta Court.

Fookin fair isn’t it?

[PeterSweden @PeterSweden7]

What a surprise.

The new incoming British Prime Minister Andy Burnham has hired a former director at the far-left organization Hope Not Hate to be his Director of Political Strategy.

Can you guess who has funded Hope Not Hate.

None other than George Soros.

This Hope Not Hate organization is known to not only work closely with, but even have antifa operatives write for them.

[David Icke @davidicke]

This is the same 'health committee' that told you the 'Covid' fake vaccine was 'safe and effective'.

[Chris Martz @ChrisMartzWX]

Fires are not caused by 37°C temperatures and wind. They need an actual ignition source.

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

Ah. Thats why he was in the Super Bowl. The dems spent millions on that gay cringe ass open borders show.

[Taya. @TLtj18]

Every city in the UK has a Muslim mayor
When the fuck is everyone going to wake up???

[Fut Sheriff @FutSheriff]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Inglaterra: 4-2-3-1 en rombo, Kane de falso 9, Bellingham llegando desde segunda línea, Pontas invertidos, Presión alta, Rotaciones en el mediocampo

🇦🇷 Argentina: El que no se la pase a Messi es gay

[Bearing @bear_ing]

Props to the bridge engineer.