Jonsta

[Jonsta @Jonsta1990]

If you want to listen to a 48 minute, 15 song slow, boring album that sounds like Sabrina Carpenter, but English

Then Maisie Peters’ #Florescence is the album for you

[Jonsta @Jonsta1990]

Really ending ep 2 of #TipToe like that?

Someone is getting a bollocking 😂

[Jonsta @Jonsta1990]

Be interested to know what your jizz smells like - Harry Enfield to James Acaster

#OffMenu

[Jonsta @Jonsta1990]

I like pigs cock - Harry Enfield

#OffMenu

[Jonsta @Jonsta1990]

I wouldn’t be happy if someone who killed a family member to marry into the family decades later

#WhoDoYouThinkYouAre

[Jonsta @Jonsta1990]

Ever sneezed hard enough where your spine cracks?

[Jonsta @Jonsta1990]

Gabriel with a terrible penalty

Set piece fc failed in their penalty shootout

#champi̇onsleague

[Jonsta @Jonsta1990]

First penalty to go right side & its saved

#champi̇onsleague

[Jonsta @Jonsta1990]

Eze missed his penalty for us in the Community Shield & now for Arsenal in the #champi̇onsleague

#cpfc

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135 minutes of football & Arsenal had one shot on target in the final of the #champi̇onsleague

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Madueke is in front of the defender & pulls his arm which makes him fall on top of him

Not a penalty

#champi̇onsleague

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PSG have a penalty

Arsenal are not down to 10 men

Dembele scores

#champi̇onsleague

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Now we’re getting referee stats

#champi̇onsleague

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Arsenal barely had the ball in the opening five minutes, they break inside their own half, Havertz finds the space & drives into a tight angle & he scores

#champi̇onsleague

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Iraola linked with Liverpool now Slot has gone

Lampard as plan B then?

Or maybe Slot comes to South London!?

#cpfc

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Parish wants an answer from Iraola by the end of the weekend

Lampard is plan B with McKenna, Sage, Dyche & Frank also in the frame

#cpfc

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Helen Bauer plays Pat exactly how I’d expect Helen Bauer to perform

#MakeThatMovie

[Jonsta @Jonsta1990]

A turntable to say goodbye is genius

#MakeThatMovie

[Jonsta @Jonsta1990]

Bro, how many Babybel’s is Seb gunna eat? 😂

#MakeThatMovie

[Jonsta @Jonsta1990]

Amy Gledhill’s agent is working hard this year 😍

#LastOneLaughing
#Taskmaster
#MakeThatMovie

[Jonsta @Jonsta1990]

The sarcasm in #Piglets is as dry as the Sahara but doesn’t land the funny & I can see why ITV have binned it after 2 series