Jonathan Hoffman

Music festivals, wrestling, video games, Magic the Gathering. John Silver is my spirit animal. Currently training for amateur powerlifting.

[Jonathan Hoffman @JontheHoff]

@Mfmage_Art @19Deivid82 @MTGSecretLair It went down for about 20 minutes. I logged in at 12:17EST. I could get to the main site on and off, but as soon as I clicked "cart" it took me to the outage page.

At 12:35 it came back up with a ten minute timer.

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@StuntmanJesus It's back up. Get in while you can.

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@Mfmage_Art @19Deivid82 @MTGSecretLair They took the website down - if you weren't already in the queue, you couldn't get to the queue.

It's up again (at least for me)

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@Trema12 @_SlumpD @MTGSecretLair This didn't work. It redirects you to the "website is down" link before you can get to your cart.

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@proxyrep @_SlumpD @MTGSecretLair This doesn't work. You can't go to your cart because the site is down.

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@Bedollz @Acyn I personally enjoyed the most recent episode of Dexter.

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@fan_revs @Acyn Where’s the lie?

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@b_connerton @Acyn Alleged killer.

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@onelovechels Definitely love this. I love forcing my partner to cum when they're not supposed to

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@sweetsakuraxo That’s really sweet of him to show interest in your hobbies 🤣

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@777Matchu777 @MYSTIC7 It’s the wearable they had years ago, like a step counter basically and it would let you catch Pokémon without needing to have your phone in your hand.

This new one is just another gimmick

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@jessemccreem Luger beat Hogan back in the peak nWo days

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@aliceinthering I agree with you, it makes Cody appear weak when you word it like that.

The way it is now, the only positive I see coming out of it is a ‘nail in the coffin’ so to speak. Roman could get time off after the loss and come back better than ever.

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@MaidenOfRuin Depends on the service. 15% is my bottom for sit down service.

If I’m just getting drinks and paying as I go, a buck or two per drink, no matter what the price is. Most of the time I end up tipping around 25% at restaurants.

I don’t believe in tipping - pay livable wages.

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@LaynieLuck This just in, Laynie vs The Patriot at Slamboree

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@sweetsakuraxo At least you’re not like me and just start the game last night

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@jkranites @Heel_Lucas I would think that if she didn’t know what she was doing, that it would have been noticed several years ago.

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@TheSassTransit @EvilUno He’s making a ‘boom boom’ on the potty

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@MaidenOfRuin Up in Lebanon it’s been here for a few days..but what’s weird is Michigan is cleaner than Indy.

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@JustJoshNYa78 @HTXpuckprincess If someone is leaving their seed while you’re sleeping, you should call the cops.