Jonathan Fookes

Typically clinically cynical

[Jonathan Fookes @JontonFookes]

Today, I ran my 2014th mile of the year and finished the resolution I made on today of last year 💪

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@wtf1official Ferrari fans everywhere:

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Leclerc: I’ve got no power
Tifosi:
@wtf1official #SpanishGrandPrix #wtf1

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@wtf1official crazy race but I’m laughing at the camera physically struggling to keep Carlos Sainz on a live feed #AbuDhabiGP #WTF1

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@BeaverMBB Tough loss but a rally to be proud of. Congrats on the unforgettable ride, forever go Beavs!

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NYE 2020: watch The Office on Netflix until it stops playing at midnight when it’s removed

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@wtf1official What Mercedes said: “George you need to pit again”

What they meant:
#SakhirGP #WTF1

[Mercedes-AMG PETRONAS F1 Team @MercedesAMGF1]

Who made this! 😂 @nbcbrooklyn99

[Tay @Tgro5350]

I’m now old enough that if I don’t sleep enough my knees hurt and no one told me about this

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@okbeks_ I think your request was approved by committee when I was allowed to be 23 this year 🙂

[Visa Cash App Racing Bulls F1 Team @visacashapprb]

Starting to take shape...

#AlphaTauri #F1

[Tay @Tgro5350]

I like how the generation that told us not to trust anything on the internet has become the one that trusts everything on the internet.

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@2Bbekah sorry i deleted twitter but i did not expect this wtf

[Justin Timberlake @jtimberlake]

BRASPBERRY. Google it.

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#BRASPBERRY & BUBBLES, BISHES! 🥂And happiest holidays folks! 🎄🎉

[mandiby 🎃 @gibastosp]

#Brooklyn99

[RL GRIME @RLGRIME]

for everyone asking: no i’m not dating elon musk

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Fox is making a big mistake https://t.co/O9mwUK4TPw

[adult swim @adultswim]

What Justin said #RickandMorty @danharmon @JustinRoiland https://t.co/mU0zFD0iFG