João 🪐

My hobbies include being a hater, being queer and being right

[João 🪐 @JooVelho2]

Será que eu consigo virar uma freira? Não pela religião é mais pela estetica mesmo

[rubes @lepetitcoups]

i still can't believe this is the ship they'd crucify you for if you said neither one of them wanted to be there

[nealey @phanstat]

and the thing that gets me about it is she really tried to do the best with what she had. she had no control over being turned into a vampire. imagine waking up in a complete strangers home a different species and these people are your family now

[El Mago @AtlantisFell]

😭 People not picking up his whole family knew he was gay already and simply had beef when he started acting weird (became a literal demon) will forever be a litmus test.

[the ceo of ldpdl omega @reasteadygo]

stop microaggressing him mama he looks good!!

[Que Cassi? o Ano @cassi_oAno]

TCHAU
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[Zeca @0_XAVlER]

Olha o tipo de MONSTRO que o Aang tinha na equipe mano, a Korra tinha o debi e o Loide

[⋆ @vampiresslestat]

louis throwing his hand up when lestat says you know anyone who owns hotels? he already laid out a fifty step plan in his head on how to court lestat while he performs at his hotel like he did at the azalea.

[Miguel @ykkmiguel2]

alguem escolheu a menina de cabelo azul ao inves da cidade pqp

[Dea @thkone66]

“…all shades of cinnamon” louis baby this is when it should have been #over

[mila @miIancia]

acabei de pegar elevador com dois gringos e na hora que eles saíram meu noivo desejou boa tarde, então eu falei “por que você tá desejando boa tarde em português?” e ele “porque eles tavam falando português de Portugal” e eu achei q eles tavam falando RUSSO

[ꜱʏɴᴅʀᴏ @namedthalles]

tomou chapisco e apagou, mas o print é eterno

[1eozim @1eozinho01]

Eu amo ser brasileiro, só a gente tem uma instituição que aplica sanções espirituais em outros países kkkkkk

[persephone ༊*·˚ @ariesmandeo]

anne rice writing the vampire chronicles

[maggie 🕯️ TVL SPOILERS!!!! @dantesletters1]

gabriella’s slow realization that it was all about louis and that it’s always been all about louis. CRACK. COCAINE.

[ִֶָ @cuntessastat]

I’m sorry to every other iwtv ship who doesn’t have it as good as loustat does

[⋆ @vampiresslestat]

lestat being hit with the realization that he’s been abused his whole life. centuries of painful memories flashing through his eyes, sam reid the horror genre darling and flawless actor you are.

[HAYATO @LF_0703]

As pessoas tentam fazer isso parecer algo ruim, sendo que é o certo. Qualquer criança que tá isolada, por qualquer motivo, precisa ser socializada, mesmo que seja desconfortável no começo. Se não for, depois tende a ser muito pior.

[🦇 @velourvampire]

no but in all seriousness now. WHO DID THIS. you need to pay for my therapy because i’m never recovering

[MoviePlugTV @Catcave593029]

I did that on my first sleepover 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣

[kelvin @kelvinxfqn]

Tim was a 10/10. No debate.