Joan Calvo Sánchez

El virtuoso

[Tony Chau @SaskioLoL]

ran into edaters in league solo queue earlier

bot lane duo
matching names
the whole setup

and i GAPPED them
15/2/7

enemy ADC went 1/8
enemy support went 0/9

absolutely DUMPSTERED

dove them level 3
made their laning phase HELL

i KNOW what's happening in their call
after the third death she's going quiet

he's trying to laugh it off
"it's fine we scale"

but the energy's DIFFERENT now

fourth death
fifth death

she's not laughing anymore

he's making excuses
"jungler's camping"
"we got countered"

brother you got GAPPED
by me

sixth death and i can FEEL the tension through the screen

she's saying in their discord call
probably "why did you go in"
he's getting defensive
"you didn't follow up"

the classic duo argument

kept the pressure
dove them again at bot tier 2
they barely even fought back
just TOOK it

the mental was BROKEN
game ended 22 minutes

they surrendered

sat in post game lobby thinking about what just happened in their discord

the awkward silence after defeat
him trying to say "it's okay babe"

her giving one word responses
the valentine's day duo that was supposed to be cute

now just RUINED

hope they break up

hope she finds someone who doesn't int lane
hope he finds someone who doesn't tilt after 3 deaths
hope they both realize

edating in league is a CURSE

and i'm the one who exposed it

they went into that game thinking valentine's day duo queue would be ROMANTIC

came out with trust issues

questioning if they even work together
wondering if this duo is worth it

and i?

i walked away with LP

and the satisfaction of ruining valentine's day for two people who still have each other

while i have NOTHING

if i can't be happy

neither can they

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Four time world champion!!! A season with a lot of challenges, but we worked hard as a team. I am very proud of us 🏆 This would never have been possible without all the dedication and effort of everyone at @redbullracing 🙌 A huge thank you to all involved for this incredible achievement 👏

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[Joan Calvo Sánchez @Jooan_cs]

@_charlie_sm El GOAT indiscutible

[Joan Calvo Sánchez @Jooan_cs]

@jmartmont01 El leicester ganó una liga nada más subir, nada es imposible

[Joan Calvo Sánchez @Jooan_cs]

@luisaez_ ¿Qué raza son tus perros?

[Joan Calvo Sánchez @Jooan_cs]

@jmartmont01 Muchas gracias buen hombre

[Joan Calvo Sánchez @Jooan_cs]

@BZSZRZ Me ha pasado lo mismo y aquí estoy 🫡

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[Joan Calvo Sánchez @Jooan_cs]

@BZSZRZ Mi mes dice lo contrario

[Joan Calvo Sánchez @Jooan_cs]

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[Joan Calvo Sánchez @Jooan_cs]

@BZSZRZ Para prepararlo bien habrá que hacerle una visitilla al madpi antes no?? 🙃