hoolia

you got a bright Future

[hoolia @Jooleha]

When you accidentally give the exam instructor your Panera points card instead of your student card

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

The day scientists get their hands on AB’s brain will be historic.

[🤕(sick pants) @SureThing_Buddy]

i think athletes should be able to gamble on us average people at OUR jobs. Let’s see how Anthony Davis likes it when I rack up 4 hours screen time in a 6 hour shift when he had under 3.5

[Claire E. Aubin? @ceaubin]

Regularly haunted by my own hubris - tried to set my bf up on a playdate with my coworkers husband because they both “really like bikes.” Anyways, it turns out her husband was in the Tour De France

[greg @greg16676935420]

@InternetH0F I’d go through the blue door and fix all my mistakes including the one where I went through the blue door then take my 10 mil

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"Mr. Simpson, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film The Neverending Story."

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

That was unexpected lmao

[merricontrary @merricontrary]

@roastmalone_ Trevor Noah knows why

[Fiona @FionaSmall]

Never deleting this app

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Have you ever seen an owl run?

[sliced bread #2° @bobbyxlong]

One of my students said that NASA is where they race cars and another kid told him "You one of the dumbest niggas MLK died for"

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

girls groupchat vs boys groupchat