Joolio Geordio

Joolio Geordio - 40 something Geordie in exile, Newcastle United supporter, prog rock fan, fashion accessory and international man of mystery

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@Nigel_Farage That's why they platform you so much you twat.

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@toonarmy_com Shite

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@CarlBovisNature Puffins on a rock then puffin with a bee

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@JamesMelville Peter Beardsley underrated genius

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@IsabelOakeshott Oh shut up you have nothing of value to contribute.

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@smulhero @tfalex1892 Was there any tactics other than try to get a lead then sit back and conserve energy for the Champions League.

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@smulhero @tfalex1892 Spot on. The sequence of the substitutions made no sense.

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@Hikix @ThatEricAlper This album cover is brilliant.

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@ZiaYusufUK Don't talk shite

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@CarlBovisNature It's cool

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@Nigel_Farage Why are you going to show your arse in B and Ms window?

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@NE5westend Keegan, Beardsley, Shearer, Macdonald

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@FrancisChipp Are you hearing anything about a bid to tap up David "The Chosen One" Moyes? He's considered to be a steady pair of hands for fading Merseyside clubs!

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@trussliz Would you recommend Iceberg or Butterhead lettuce for a salad?

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@FrancisChipp Slot out!

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@Nigel_Farage Prick

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@FrancisChipp It's amazing how much the e-scousers spent the entire summer twisting their faces over the size of the transfer fee and now they are whinging trying to defend it! What next are they going to start claiming that they underpaid!

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@FrancisChipp @Daveemers1 That your evil twin Frank? The mackem in the family?

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@NUFCProgrammes Playing a 424 formation

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@FrancisChipp @PaulGallantNUFC So Wrexham are looking for more than £20m to take Izak off Liverpools hands? Oh well the Coutiniho money!