Justin Sanchez

Sayer of words. Proficient levitator. Conga line refuser.

[Justin Sanchez @Joospan]

Thanks to @HamiltonFilm for selecting BULLY in their lineup for 2017! https://t.co/Ns7DA8WwJS

[Hamilton Film @HamiltonFilm]

SELECTED: BULLY (Justin Sanchez, Short Comedy, Canada) This one is hilarious! #ShortFilm #Comedy #HamFilmFest @MattBoy5150

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Paper cuts are a tree's revenge.

[Justin Sanchez @Joospan]

Lindsay Lohan-d digit count.

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Good thing he refused. #ColonelSanders would have fried #ChickenTrump.

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@BaruchelNDG I'm guy(museum dude/writer for show on City)who ranted to you then had a mild bathroom panic attack/stroke.Temp followback plz?

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The dirtiest thing in the world is the outside of a bottle of hand sanitizer. #handsanitizer #purell

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People in glass houses shouldn't have sex.

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@Tweetsoffish Yes. Pigeons are a flappy scourge on society and I've an inkling that they're plotting a hostile takeover of our major cities.

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@adam_g_pal sure thing brewsif.

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Why Caitlyn? The better name choice was clearly Jen Brucer. #bruceJenner #CaitlynJenner #jenbrucer

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@kyleangeletti Sounds good. Perhaps some time next week...

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@kyleangeletti Ahh. Used the wrong account. Clearly I'm not skilled with this technology.

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@kyleangeletti Just procrastinating at work... and I keep being told that I should be using this thing. Sup wichu?

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Sometimes when someone's in the middle of a sentence, I'll just slap them in the face. Sometimes it backfires and I don't get the job.

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Great distraction. Very much enjoying the antics of Harper's dancing crack-puppet. #TOpoli

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I try to be nice to people, cause you win more flies with honey apparently. Just not sure why I want flies to begin with. English is stupid.

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I saw a pigeon jump onto another pigeon's back and just stand there. Don't know much about pigeons, but pretty sure the top one is now king.

[Justin Sanchez @Joospan]

A friend of mine got a job selling dildos in a vending machine. She's in a vending machine, right now...selling dildos. Felt I should share.

[Chandel Butterbury @chandelisgenius]

At surface level it may appear that Chandel cannot swim, but really, it is the water that cannot Chandel.

[Justin Sanchez @Joospan]

Check out the trailer for The Burden of Genius, my upcoming mockumentary web series!!
http://t.co/FvHjTTaIMS