Jonathan

[Jonathan @Jophaphan]

@fesshole The smell is chemical poison you're eating.

[Jonathan @Jophaphan]

@sharrond62 Of course it's not yours you imbecile.

[Jonathan @Jophaphan]

@TraceyK77738153 She's a fraud.

[Jonathan @Jophaphan]

@thelefttake @chai_ste You may laugh, but my local sports centre had a life sized wooden statue of Savile in the reception area. Disappeared one day, no idea why...

[Jonathan @Jophaphan]

@Reeceyboy2591 Many men would be making a massive mistake...mark my words

[Jonathan @Jophaphan]

@fesshole Dogs are nature's best-developed parasites, and their human hosts just don't get it.

[Jonathan @Jophaphan]

@fesshole Well done Sir, heartily approve.

[Jonathan @Jophaphan]

@bluejed05 @NoContextBrits Christ no. Awful. And friend of the equally appalling Cilla Black

[Jonathan @Jophaphan]

@RohitKhendkar @NoContextBrits Prick

[Jonathan @Jophaphan]

@FrogstarWorld @BBCBreakfast Nonsense. EU GDP has increased every year except 2020

[Jonathan @Jophaphan]

@anon_opin Pipe down Adele

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

NEW: Why not calling a Nazi salute a Nazi salute puts us in a whole new place of danger. We have to call spades spades or what else is there?
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https://t.co/EipU2DtTMq

[Jonathan @Jophaphan]

@SkyNews She can always cast another one. Entirely replaceable

[Jonathan @Jophaphan]

@FT A statement of the bleedin obvious

[Jonathan @Jophaphan]

@anon_opin Double breasted jackets have at no point this century looked anything other than ridiculous

[Jonathan @Jophaphan]

@SkyNews Get Dominic Cummings. Did GREAT things for the UK

[Jonathan @Jophaphan]

@ormondroyd @Paddyc1471 @anon_opin Does that logic bother you when you get in a taxi or rent a car?

[Jonathan @Jophaphan]

@AJS71 @anon_opin There was still a healthy private rental market, particularly for anyone who was perhaps new in town and looking to buy, students or workers only in an area for a while

[Jonathan @Jophaphan]

@Secret_Squidgle @fesshole In my past life in financial services I would always greet the auditor with a cheery "we've left 10 deliberate mistakes for you! See if you can find them all!"