J or E

things said by J, 11!, or E, age "I'm the youngest so I will die last" [which is currently 7].

[J or E @JorEsaid]

Who doesn’t love landing 30 minutes early to enjoy an hour on the tarmac?! #ord #AmericanAirlines

[J or E @JorEsaid]

E: I feel betrayed
#Trubisky’sbestgame

[J or E @JorEsaid]

Trump: I want crystal clear water...
E: then that means the oceans aren’t healthy
#schooled

[J or E @JorEsaid]

Mom: tomorrow you have to do something educational.
E: This is educational. I’m working on team building.
#facetimewithclassmates #alldaylong #coronavirusspringbreak #broketheparents

[J or E @JorEsaid]

Mom: When was the last time you changed those pants?
E: Whenever the day was that I put them on.
#ShelterInPlace #butnotshelterinthesameclothesforaweek

[J or E @JorEsaid]

Me: So you need my help with homework because I’m a grandee?
E: so you are a large coffee drink?
#WordOfTheDay #touche’

[J or E @JorEsaid]

@haniecrane Malp

[J or E @JorEsaid]

Me (enforcing screen time limits): then you can go to bed on time.
E: why would I want to go to bed? I feel like going to a party.
#socollegiate

[J or E @JorEsaid]

E: Next time can we fly #American?
#southweststilltakes50minutestounloadbaggageat0105@mdw

[J or E @JorEsaid]

E: The last time you made it for me you failed - you told me not to lie. #breakfastbubbleburst

[J or E @JorEsaid]

E: Miss Chippy sure is lazy. #elfontheshelf #wecannotremeberwhenshelastmoved #treenotevendecoratedyet

[J or E @JorEsaid]

E has a math test today - we told her that was spooky maybe scary, E’s take “it’s not scary, it’s just pushing my buttons.” #andshedoesntmeancalculator #happyhalloween

[J or E @JorEsaid]

E: Patience is the enemy.
#bakingchocolatelavacake #whenitcomestowaitingforchocolate #icanrelate

[J or E @JorEsaid]

E: Mom, can we watch curling? #thingsIneverthoughtI’dhearmykidsay #Olympia2018

[J or E @JorEsaid]

J: What do you mean refined? I’ll eat anything. #tweenageappetite

[J or E @JorEsaid]

E: ah home sweet office!
#bestofficemate #shelikesthemints

[Elizabeth Brotten @esbrotten]

Planning to attend #DRIAsbestos? Deadline to save w/ early registration extended to 10/17: https://t.co/I7PMjfPWl1

[J or E @JorEsaid]

J: My goals aren't "ifs," they are "whens."
#MondayMotivation #IStillDontWantYouToHaveAYouTubeChannel

[J or E @JorEsaid]

E: If you don't wash your face you're going to have agony.
#orAcne #samedifference

[J or E @JorEsaid]

Do you love me less when I discipline you?
E: I might if you told me I couldn't go to some awesome party.
#thisisE@8 #puppyperspective