Jord

Part time super saiyan.

[Jord @Jor_DON_P]

Benn off twitter for a long time and it's still full of divvys? Where's all the funny shit and titties gone? Step up twitter fuckinell

[Jord @Jor_DON_P]

Gypsy cunt @admills35

[Jord @Jor_DON_P]

@dominos sent millsy the wrong pizza. 25 minutes later it's delivered and he can even eat half 😂👌🏻

[Jord @Jor_DON_P]

I like spending time with millsy and dicko but after a 2 day bender my soul is about to leave my body and I may murder them...

[Jord @Jor_DON_P]

I'm in droitwich, everyone's asleep and I'm wide awake... boring cunts 😂

[Jord @Jor_DON_P]

@SPrice512 shut up

[Jord @Jor_DON_P]

Second time this week I've spilt a full drink over my desk. Is today Monday in disguise?... 🙃

[Jord @Jor_DON_P]

I don't hate my job but when the people around you are old enough to be your nan and talk about the war it isn't fun 🙃

[The Sun Dream Team @dreamteamfc]

Prepare for lots of "isn't he handsome" pictures on Facebook 😴 #FirstDayOfSchool

[Jord @Jor_DON_P]

They're aren't many worse things than falling asleep at 4 and then getting up at 6:30 for work 💀

[Jord @Jor_DON_P]

All about this weather. BBQ at work for lunch now sat on the field https://t.co/GVpFAvIK8g

[Jord @Jor_DON_P]

@jakebrown_1994 hold tight the tramps Saturday corner crew. Reppin our £11 bottles of rosè 👊🏻

[Jord @Jor_DON_P]

Today I'll leave the 'I hate early mornings' tweet because I finish at 11:30 and its Friday. Happy Friday 🐦

[Jord @Jor_DON_P]

I'm not about these early starts at work 🖕🏻😩

[Jord @Jor_DON_P]

@Miller_JD not Chang for Jords this month 💸

[Jord @Jor_DON_P]

@Miller_JD fact kid. I got paid today and already £500 has gone for rent and bills. I have 3 birthdays this month as well 💀🔫

[Jord @Jor_DON_P]

I'm not working the weekend and I've been awake in bed on my own for over an hour 🖕🏻

[Jord @Jor_DON_P]

Got these two until Saturday 👌🏻😊 https://t.co/bh7dnuma7Y