jord

[jord @JordBathgate]

Omg, this schools so bad your not even aloud lucozade #bollocks

[jord @JordBathgate]

Hate being brainy, they expect you to know everything

[jord @JordBathgate]

@SkyFootball he's wrong then cos De Gea is shit #bringbackVanDerSar

[jord @JordBathgate]

Why can't school be 9-4, it takes piss having to be there at 8

[jord @JordBathgate]

Wind is ruthless! #wantthesun

[jord @JordBathgate]

Ye but hardstyle tho

[jord @JordBathgate]

#PrayforBoston

[jord @JordBathgate]

@THE_mightyCONZO I know mate, if a man wants to nosh himself off he will!aint no cereal gonna stop them haha!

[jord @JordBathgate]

"@SexFactsOfLife: Kellogg's Corn Flakes were originally invented to stop masturbation." How the fuck does this work?

[jord @JordBathgate]

@jacktracer hurry you tail, leaving soon

[jord @JordBathgate]

@jacktracer alright you little crack fiend, hurry up nanna B is taking us

[jord @JordBathgate]

@jacktracer you ready you smackbean

[jord @JordBathgate]

@THE_mightyCONZO I just got here&i'm in shit, soundddd!

[jord @JordBathgate]

@f_oxley yes yes yes

[jord @JordBathgate]

@shann_james yes you idiot!

[jord @JordBathgate]

@f_oxley no she is not, she's beaut!

[jord @JordBathgate]

@shann_james sorry but I speak for every lad, I just reckon your jealous of her ghetto bootayyy!

[jord @JordBathgate]

@f_oxley @shann_james your both fucking mad!

[jord @JordBathgate]

When I wake up I'll have to go school, fs-__________-!