Jordan Knowles

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[Jordan Knowles @JordKnowles]

@RiordanHuckvale @Mfutebolisticos Hahahaha that’s a fucking belter that

[Jordan Knowles @JordKnowles]

Saka is a smelly smelly player

[Jordan Knowles @JordKnowles]

@hamezhill Gaggle is a mint word by the way

[Ewok @22CaratEwok]

This England game’s like standing at your back door at 1am waiting for the dog to have a shit

[Dan @Altgthr]

It’s so hot today that if Michael Barrymore invited me round for a pool party I’d go.

[Jordan Knowles @JordKnowles]

@Danny_McMoomins Office of the Prime Minister of the North, Factory, 112-118 Princess St, Manchester M1 7EN

[Jordan Knowles @JordKnowles]

@Danny_McMoomins @GoodwinMJ El Alma de Hulme

[Jordan Knowles @JordKnowles]

@misscarsonn You’d be fucking having a fit if someone put Halal meat in with non Halal you daft cow 🤣

[Jordan Knowles @JordKnowles]

@JBanned__ @carlyjohnson123 You’ll have to teach me one day

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before

[Jordan Knowles @JordKnowles]

@RiordanHuckvale @QBgami They hit the second tower

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

This will forever be the best prank

[Jordan Knowles @JordKnowles]

@Coral @Johnfis08605918 @RiordanHuckvale BOSHNIA

[Jordan Knowles @JordKnowles]

The greatest, pointless tackle ever

[Jordan Knowles @JordKnowles]

@JuatDaniel85 @olliejustwanks Fuckin hell that’s some story that 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Jordan Knowles @JordKnowles]

@RyanR2021 Come inside the mesh and say that to my face

[Cockus Flightball #QUIZNARYAN 𓅘 @CQCKVS]

Cuzz Lightyear

[Jordan Knowles @JordKnowles]

To

[Adam Aaronson @aaaronson]

One billion (1,000,000,000) is the smallest number with the same number of letters and digits

[Wayne Barton @WayneSBarton]

No shots on goal for two hours after the fifth minute, averaged about two passes a minute, one of the most shameful cowardly performances ever seen in a Champions League final. Played for penalties and got what they deserved.

[Kurt @_kjs1874]

Quite nervous for the game tomorrow. By far the biggest game PSG have had since I started supporting them this morning