Jordan E.

Shitposting Seattleite

[Jordan E. @JordOnTheLadder]

I know this is lame and nerdy, but I am so proud of my 715 credit score.

[Brad Polumbo @brad_polumbo]

laura loomer saying ban medical transition is crazy cuz she practically transitioned to another species

[jonathan @dakplswin3]

Imagine dying then getting turned into ai slop

[Ryne Bailey @ryanbailey25]

He’s been sober this whole time?

[Northwest Cee @CeeHawk]

YO 😂😂😂

[Tyler Conway @jtylerconway]

naming a child River then saying “row your own boat” is diabolical lmao

[manny @mannyfidel]

oh cool i thought it was because I start the night off with a few old fashioneds before pivoting to beer-shot combos and winding down with a vermouth

[Megan Nyvold @MeganNyvold]

They should make these when u sign an offer at deloitte

[litquidity @litcapital]

Sydney Sweeney reveals in an interview that she’s a huge proponent of the Adjusted EBITDA metric

“Sometime companies have unexpected expenses & you gotta show investors that it’s, like, not recurring”

She added, “Adj. EBITDA brings out the best in companies & that’s beautiful”

[Inverse Cramer @CramerTracker]

"Have you tried cutting expenses and increasing revenue?"

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

Me after accidentally getting hammered at the holiday party

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

The real TIME’s 2023 Person of the Year

[cinnamon bun @notsofiacoppola]

huge news for my buddy steve who always likes her pictures on instagram

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Bro is literally the President and doesn’t understand how inflation works

[Ben Carlson @awealthofcs]

You see, the rate of inflation is falling but inflation itself is cumulative. Prices aren't falling they're just growing at a slower pace

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

At the risk of saying something controversial, Fallout New Vegas was a great game

[Backoffice Barry @fin_twit_nitwit]

A second shot of espresso has hit the colon

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

“Those pro Forma EBITDA adjustments they’re adding back are complete lies your honor. They’ve never hit any of their synergy projections and just keep rolling the add-back forward.”

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

Matt Levine when he learned that FTX had 7 Balance Sheets

[Howard Mortman @HowardMortman]

The Rep. Patrick McHenry gavel slam ....