Jord's Shenanigans

He/Him ~ Welsh ~ Pixar Enthusiast ~ Libra ~ Equalist ~ Full time psychology student, part time idiot

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I TAKE IT BACK, I TAKE IT BACK! 😭

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I miss the uni stress

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I miss the uni stress

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Gym men showing progress photos but comparing it to an image where they were prepubescent 😭😭😭

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Love it when older people say, "well back in my day..." Then go on to say something to backhand the younger generation as if we grew up during the same time.

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@casccity Which crimes?

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"Request time off" is dumb. should be a "notice of absence" instead.

If I can't work that day I'm not working that day 🤷

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@courtneysophia1 You're excused.

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Still not over my high school not letting me take triple science for GCSE beause "I'm not smart enough".

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I cross the road to avoid a big dog.

Owner: "he doesn't bite".
Me: "yeah but I do".

Owner: 😐
Me: 😄
The Dog: 😐

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Gen X in sheer panic telling everyone to turn off the Emergency Broadcasting Alerts that are being tested tomorrow.

No Susan, the government isn't installing malware on your phone. Best entertainment I've had all week.

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@2019Veggie I imagine they'd reuse old audio files like they've done before, however with the recent advancement of voice AI, they could utilise that, but would that cross a line?

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Nah Minecraft by far is the most stressful game out there. What to build, where to build, where to put stuff, how big, how small... Too much freedom for me to handle.

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My dreams be wild lately. Why am I scoring goals playing football and running around screaming in celebration, who am I.

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Addicted and gagging for more dice from invite rewards

Play MONOPOLY GO! with me! Download it here: https://t.co/iDg6ejsA5k

#MonopolyGo #MobileGame #Monopoly #gamingcommunity #gaming

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@queenpetty721

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@xwakeupsunshine I'm starting to think you might like All Time Low.

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@xwakeupsunshine Hmmmmm, beef 🤤

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@queenpetty721 Goblincore... I have questions

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Over a week off TikTok and I come back to straight TikTok - this isn't the punishment I deserve.

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I've never eaten an Oreo in my life.