Jordan Williams

24, Football, Food. Bluebirds. Every silver lining has a cloud

[Jordan Williams @JordWilma]

She must have been robbed by @STATravel_UK too. But it's good to know I've still got it #baller #player #suckysucky

[Jordan Williams @JordWilma]

@STATravelCares only took 5 calls and 2 days for you to give no answer over a $75 charge on topping up my travel card + still no money #shit

[Jordan Williams @JordWilma]

Awful service @STATravel_UK. Took two days to be told int'l travel card cant be topped up and cost us $75 for trying #wasteOfTime #criminal

[Jordan Williams @JordWilma]

So proud of Wales. What an achievement - let's keep it going #TogetherStronger

[Jordan Williams @JordWilma]

@samwarburton_ come watch the Wales footy game with me...or invite me to come watch it with the boys #welshInAuckland #TogetherStronger

[Jordan Williams @JordWilma]

My boys winning silverware, 1st of many. Can't wait to get back home with the boys @rassauafc #PaulNashsBarmyArmy https://t.co/paJDDCGEsj

[Jordan Williams @JordWilma]

These fat stripper tablets should be renamed fat shitters 💩💩

[Jordan Williams @JordWilma]

'Khan knocked out' - in other news, water is wet #glassJaw #CaneloKhan

[Jordan Williams @JordWilma]

Made my NZ Christian Football Association Premier League deubt today. 2 goals in a 7-2 win #iveStillGotIt #signHimUp #godIsMyShepherd

[WWE UK & Ireland @WWEUK]

Feels like a £250k worthy move! https://t.co/oyE5PRDcVx

[Jordan Williams @JordWilma]

Spent my morning cycling along Hermosa Beach, followed by a hearty American breakfast. I can get used to this #LA

[Jordan Williams @JordWilma]

Shaqiri no. 22, Johnson no. 8 - whoever is in charge of number distribution at @stokecity needs a long hard look at themselves

[Jordan Williams @JordWilma]

@ClareLConnor @SashaMM3 awesome thanks Clare :) if not before I leave il DM you my address and can you get it sent to me please? Cheers 😃

[Jordan Williams @JordWilma]

@ClareLConnor @SashaMM3 do we have any news on the QA certs? I fly on the 21st, any hope of them before then? 😊 hope your both doing well!

[Jordan Williams @JordWilma]

@SixtUK just sent another DM over. Hope it worked this time. If not il tweet the reservation number over to you.

[Jordan Williams @JordWilma]

@SixtUK any information from Alicante after my money was stolen from your employee? I have DM'd you reservation info and staff number

[Jordan Williams @JordWilma]

Thanks for having me @gaz_evans_ @TishHart @theRestOfYourHouse I feel like a cheap hooker sneaking off this morning 👣💁🏻💵

[Jordan Williams @JordWilma]

Extra spring in my step this morning. Fun fact: watching Wales beat England in Guildford prevents hangovers - il have to do it more often

[Jordan Williams @JordWilma]

Wallet emptied of all cash by @sixt in Alicante after left in car at drop off for 5 mins. Great way to end my holiday #NeverAgain #Thieves

[Jordan Williams @JordWilma]

My last full week in work till September 2016 ... I would hate to look upon my smug gib today. Sorry everyone #shitEatingGrin