Jordan K

they/them - how much is eggs

[Jordan K @Jord_K93]

@ClothingDealsGB @Jack_sSmithh

[Gizem Akdag @gizakdag]

Just because I can’t play golf doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy these visuals.

[Dr Disrespect Updates @DrDisRespectUpd]

Dr DisRespect perfectly sums up how BO6 turns players 'BRAINDEAD' with his spot-on commentary. 😂

[JK 🔴🔰 @JK_ATF]

C3-PO was a menace in his time 👹🤖

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

Fuck.

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

2. During the 2001 Australian Federal election, pranksters followed around Prime Ministerial contender Kim Beazley in an attempt to sneak fake microphones into news footage.

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

Promotion promotion promotion if I’m being honest it don’t need that.. The biggest fight of the 21st century, in the biggest NFL stadium in the US, broadcast live, on the biggest streaming platform in the world…that’s the MVP way. Whether you’re tuning in on Netflix or showing out in person, whether you’re team Paul or team Tyson, or whether you’re a lifelong boxing fan or watching your first fight, you’re not going to want to miss this event. I could not be more excited to make this amazing fight available to all Netflix subscribers alongside the hardest hitter of all time, Mike Tyson, on Saturday, July 20th. My sights are set on becoming a world champion, and now I have a chance to prove myself against the greatest heavyweight champion of the world, the baddest man on the planet and the most dangerous boxer of all time. Time to put Iron Mike to sleep.

[PNF 🌚 @PotnoodIefringe]

Hates 15 minute cities

[kinjiro @brandonlepine]

now i am become jeff, my name jeff

[Insane Reality Leaks @InsaneReality]

The owner of this puppy was astonished when her pet gave birth to a white one-eyed, two-tongued, and noseless puppy. The family worked hard to keep it healthy, feeding it powdered milk with a dropper, but unfortunately, it didn't work, so they had to take it to the vet. Tragically, 'Cyclops' passed away due to its birth deformities. The vet mentioned that Cyclops' mother likely ingested something toxic during pregnancy. However, the mother was also advanced in age, which could have been another factor. This congenital anomaly, characterized by the presence of a single or partially divided eye, has been described in many vertebrate species, including humans, and is sometimes associated with the presence of a trunk or proboscis.

📸: Amie de Martin

[• @W0rds0nAScreen]

Are we just gonna ignore the fact that the bird in the pool is getting her box munched on

[The Upshot podcast @UpshotTowers]

At one point goalkeeping coach Neville Southall even intervenes, telling a triumphant Owen: "Well done, he's 13".

But 'Mo' doesn't stop, declaring it "game, set and match Owen".

It's TV gold, and an early sign that Michael's social skills aren't as good as his Soccer Skills.

[Jordan K @Jord_K93]

@JCluskey21 @JackMurrayKelly rip

[Jordan K @Jord_K93]

@MHJCurphey Salt papi the GOAT

[Dr Disrespect @DrDisrespect]

10 years ago.

Easily the best Call of Duty overall.

When design decisions felt thought out and were meaningful.

[Jordan K @Jord_K93]

Tarren Bosh