Jordan

[Jordan @Jordaanlambert]

@TicketmasterCS @samlegend I’ve had the loading circle for 20 mins now for Dua Lipa once I got to front of queue - what’s happening??

[Jordan @Jordaanlambert]

@Sargon_of_Akkad Looks like a twat to me

[JayR1972 @jayr1972]

Just finished Clarksons farm. An entire year of incredible hard graft to return 72 quid an acre all of which then needs to be spent on the next year. I know Jeremy isn’t the average farmer. How do any of them manage

[Jordan @Jordaanlambert]

@FirstManchester 4th bus in a row gone past full - at this rate people will have to get up at 6am to start a job at 9!

[Jordan @Jordaanlambert]

@FirstManchester your services are becoming an absolute joke. Waited an hour for V1/V2 bus yesterday morning and now today, despite going to the bus stop 1.5 hrs before I start work, the 3rd bus in a row has gone past full. How long will it take for you to sort this out?

[Rob Beckett @robbeckettcomic]

I’m gonna be so depressed if I have no messages when WhatsApp starts working again.

[Jordan @Jordaanlambert]

Once again waiting 45 mins or a V1, V2 or V4 to arrive that isn’t full. Sort this out or start giving refunds @FirstBus_mcr @FirstManchester

[Jordan @Jordaanlambert]

@FirstBus_mcr fancy running a V1/V2 towards Manchester today? Waited over 35 mins at Moorside Rd and not a single bus has turned up - guarantee the first one that does will be full as well 😡😡

[Jordan @Jordaanlambert]

San Marino was class #SMR #Eurovision2021

[Jordan @Jordaanlambert]

@DilbertD @SkyNewsBreak Classic brexiteer without a brain

[Jordan @Jordaanlambert]

How do you go from testicles to fermented plums 🤷🏼‍♂️ #ImACeleb

[Jordan @Jordaanlambert]

@SkyHelpTeam How do you have stock issues when other companies and providers have managed to get their customers the phones they were promised on the date we were promised??? Sick of receiving £10 vouchers

[Jordan @Jordaanlambert]

@SkyUK @SkyHelpTeam please tell me why after pre-ordering the iPhone 12 pro 6 days before release am I still waiting for it to be delivered and you’ve pushed back my expected delivery 3 times now?!? Quick to take signatures on contracts and bank details 🤬🤬

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country.

The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not.

I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.

[Jordan @Jordaanlambert]

How do you have stock issues when other companies and providers have managed to get their customers the phones they were promised on the date we were promised??? Sick of receiving £10 vouchers

[Sky Help Team @SkyHelpTeam]

@Jordaanlambert We’re really sorry for the delay to your iPhone 12 delivery. There is a stock issue which we’re working with Apple to resolve and we will send your new iPhone to you as quickly as possible. ^BM

[Jordan @Jordaanlambert]

🙌🏼

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

No one is going to take our democracy away from us. Not now, not ever.

America has come too far, fought too many battles, and endured too much to let that happen.

[Jordan @Jordaanlambert]

@13ReasonsWhy makes me literally petrified to have kids. High School is a fucked up place

[Jordan @Jordaanlambert]

Tram etiquette lesson 1: When someone has been standing 10min to make sure they get a seat or at least get on, don’t stand in front of them! #wanker

[Jordan @Jordaanlambert]

Laura to win #Lovelsland

[Love Island @LoveIsland]

Find yourself a group of friends who are THIS invested in your love life... #LoveIsland