Jordan Baranowski

Content and copywriter. I DON'T ever ask for game codes from publishers/developers. He/him.

[Jordan Baranowski @Jordality]

@GOGcom @baldursgate3 Ready for a mindflayer pig sticking?
It’s time for a legendary monster asskicking
You're weak, like fleas, I’m flicking.
Maybe it’s lice? Now I’m nitpicking.
Send you home with wounds you’ll be licking.
You hear these rhymes? Everything’s clicking
For me: your clock is ticking.

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@drewmagary A minute to learn. A lifetime to master.

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@lizcookkc Thank you for sharing. Now I know.

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@thebirdiehansen "Well, Bless Your Heart"

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@Jeremy_Danner @farinakc @randyldanner The cacio e pepe there is my favorite dish in all of KC.

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@glitterfromkc Juniper Moon for cocktails, then you can hit Gusto Pizza right next door.

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@ThePsysquatch Yes?

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@BirthdayWolves @sofastm @SMSouthPLS @SMSouthTDain

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@silviamg I just finished the book last night - read the last 100 pages in a single sitting. It was so good!

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@BirthdayWolves A good ol' Hoosier basketball ring.

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@BirthdayWolves Soup for my family.

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@LiteraryDisco

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@JoAfterWork Don't forget "Get halfway up the street, then drove back to ensure you locked it. Which, of course, you did."

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@martin_perry @DevRelCallum I second this one. Love It's Superman.

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@BirthdayWolves

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@Rebeccastow97 Valhalla is pretty darn good. It builds a strong world and offers a near-endless list of things to do. And most of the bizarre AC lore stuff is pushed to the background. It's mostly just vikings being vikings.

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I know I'm not planning a big Thanksgiving, and I definitely don't want to cook. Chef Laura Comer from the @kauffmancenter has things covered. I spoke to her for @feastmag, and these holiday meals look riiiiiidic.
https://t.co/xQEBjDBFio

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Here's my review of Assassin's Creed: Valhalla for @GameSkinny. It's a really fun and well-made game, even if it falls into the "Digital To-Do List" realm a bit too often.
https://t.co/mQKe2E2RRA

[Feast Magazine @feastmag]

The upscale cocktail lounge and restaurant is located inside The Ambassador Hotel - Autograph Collection https://t.co/14GATFzryB

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@AngiePedersen I used to hear the phrase "We're building the plane as we're flying it" at my old job. That was... not comforting.