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[Jesse Kelly @JesseKellyDC]

We stopped the world’s economy for a virus 99.9% of people survive and we printed $7 trillion in unbacked currency while we did it.

This is how it is now. That toothpaste doesn’t go back in the tube. Sorry. Some of us tried to stop it.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Let me be VERY clear for those of you in the back. If bringing down the largest child sex trafficking ring in our known history will "collapse the government as we know it," then the government as we know it needs to collapse.

[Cloud @Cloud1a7]

Call me a pessimist, but I don’t think Congress is ever going to pass anything to help the American people. And I mean ever.

[Carl @HistoryBoomer]

If you've spent half your life not knowing what the sunk-cost fallacy is, it's probably not worth learning it now.

[JayO D. Sama @LikelyTarnished]

Official word from Unc. It’s over.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Drs Office: Okay you’re here for an MRI, we’ll bill your insurance $2500 and you owe a $250 copay.
Me: Oh, no insurance. I need to pay cash.
Drs Office: Oh okay. That’ll be $250.

This is literally what is goin on in this country

[Financelot @FinanceLancelot]

I'm convinced the way we determine IQ is completely incorrect.

The ability to remember facts is vastly inferior to the ability to notice patterns, manipulation and scams.

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

Last week, Anthony Fauci notified us he will NOT voluntarily testify before the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee, even though he had previously agreed to do so.

Therefore, today I have issued a subpoena requiring him to testify before the Committee, in public, next month.

[The Astronomy Guy @astrooalert]

JUST IN🚨: Neuroscience considers metacognition the highest form of Intelligence..... "The ability to think about your own thinking."

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

This is your friendly reminder that data centres don’t actually need water. They need a cooling system and are using water because it’s the cheapest way to do it.

[YourFavoriteGuy @guychristensen_]

The average Roman didn’t know their empire collapsed they just noticed their roads stopped being repaired one day.

[Clown_Orb @ClownOrb]

If blacks had a sense of humour Juneteenth would be like Cinco de Mayo where we all show up to the bar wearing Afro wigs and fake gold chains while drinking malt liquor

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

My Down syndrome brother Erick owns a shirt that says “BLACK LIVES MATTER” on front and he gets a ton of high fives from boomer libtards

And then as we’re leaving they see the “TO FAGGOTS” on the back

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

Black people think white people’s mac and cheese is always like that cause that’s how they serve it in public schools and prisons

[Jordan @Jordan1215_]

Psh, probably

[Mandy Arthur @mandyarthur]

Is Trump's sudden turn against Netanyahu and Israel a psyop to reduce resistance as they quietly merge our militaries?