Jordan

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[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Everyone has UNO dipshit, it came free with your fucking Xbox

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

when i hit 67mph on the freeway i have to take my hands off the wheel to hit the emote and sometimes i genuinely think im about to die

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

Alex Pretti was murdered.

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

FUCK THE HULK HOGAN

[krimbo @fuckasparagus]

why don't plankton just run into the krusty krab with a gun and blow everyone shit smoove off

[Ettore “Big E” Ewen @WWEBigE]

I don’t know if The New Day saved my career, or my life.

But I know it turned them both into things where anything feels possible.

I hope you’ll read this. @PlayersTribune

https://t.co/fnfUyAyeq8

[HB•RAINEY™️ @RaineyOvalle]

flexin don’t gotta make sense

[Jordan @Jordan45Johnson]

Like wtf is that???
Why did everyone agree? Cheese is completely fine for dogs lol

I don’t think I’ve voluntarily added anything to a conversation since then except for with close friends LOL

[Jordan @Jordan45Johnson]

Whenever I think my social anxiety is gone I remember during my college job everyone was sharing pet stories and I decided to chime in saying how my dog loved cheese

And MY BOSS goes “uhhhhh… i don’t think dogs are supposed to eat cheese” and everyone else chimed in agreeing

[doc 🇵🇸🇵🇸 @sammyersson]

Remember kids he was murdered by his fellow soldiers after he started questioning the war, and now the NFL disgraces his memory to use him as a recruiting tool

[Jordan @Jordan45Johnson]

How is nobody in the replies talking about this British dude wearing a Camo USA flag hat? Is that a normal fashion choice in the UK lol

[Posts By Feds @SuspectFed]

British people form massive queue to eat the most disgusting slop known to man.

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

TRÈS A CERO

ON TO THE FINAL

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[Jordan @Jordan45Johnson]

@BlakeCapperauld

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/LrNke2WimM

[Jordan @Jordan45Johnson]

@BlakeCapperauld True, he’s just another fan

[Jordan @Jordan45Johnson]

@BlakeCapperauld True Ab-Soul rated too high