Ultra Nuclear Jordan

I wish the enemy would hesitate to shoot when they see me, but you can't expect humanitarianism on the battlefield.

[Ultra Nuclear Jordan @Jordan60D]

Rip Peanut you will be missed

[Resident Evil @RE_Games]

@redfieldcode Releasing in 2027. Get back in there

[kle @kle_posts]

my office password is right next to my monitor in case the next resident evil protagonist needs it

[doomer @uncledoomer]

"we are sorry to inform you that the AI matchmaker has deemed you an 'unfuckable chud' unworthy of love"

[double western bacon cheeseburger @Andrich_Galam]

but still a future you owe them, so don't go slaking

[er✩stus @EARTHM0VERRR]

when you're in a "manga with no bad chapters" competition and yotsuba is one of the contestants (everything else is cooked)

#yotsuba #yotsubato

[Nhim @Nhim_Art]

Pet Talk.

[Corral 正義 (artist) @CorralSummer]

It's interesting that America's stricter food labeling laws have caused people to think the food here has a lotta "chemicals" in it that other countries don't have.

I would think people would want more comprehensive ingredients lists but ig not.

[Ryan Emma @ryandangeremma]

For the life of me I cannot understand why the most narratively satisfying and thrilling ending option for this game is locked behind a completely inscrutable easter egg secret option where you have to refrain from making a dialogue choice for FIVE full minutes!

[PRAGMATA @PRAGMATAgame]

Hack COMPLETE! Hi everyone, it's me, Diana! I'll be posting here for a little bit! I'm so excited to learn about Earth from you all. Let's play together, okay?

[pizza mert 🍕 @pizza990]

Spider-Man CAN handle Black Cat

[Sterling Crispin 🕊️ @sterlingcrispin]

Introducing: Nothing Ever Happens

A @Polymarket bot that automatically buys "No" for every non-sports market and holds to resolution.

Why predict the future when 73.4% of all Polymarkets resolve as No? Stop over thinking it. Nothing Ever Happens.

https://t.co/wLUfZkRbif

[Ultra Nuclear Jordan @Jordan60D]

@dyingscribe The answer is really simple: news organizations don't use the word "rape" unless the person is convicted because using it before a conviction can give grounds for a defamation lawsuit.

[Reuters @Reuters]

China, the world's top oil importer, succeeded in a seven-year campaign to boost its own production, achieving a record high last year with aggressive drilling at ageing fields, an offshore boom and nascent shale oil output https://t.co/RcwWMKG7Og

[Nagomi @Nagomi0930]

Furina's way of cheering up the traveler

https://t.co/M7YXW2yaya (YT Link)
Reference: @nomianims

#GenshinImpact #フリーナ #Aerina #空 #原神 #Aether #Furina #Hoyocreators

[BOBBY MARS @bobby_on_mars]

Homeless fentanyl addicts have girlfriends and you can’t even get a girl to text you back

[Comrade Del ☢️🥃 Gasmask Mothman @Comrade_Del]

SO I WAS FUCKING RIGHT! THEY WERE NOT EVEN WORKING ON IT THIS WHOLE FUCKING TIME?!

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS CLOWN CAR OF A STUDIO?!

[Robert Barnes @barnes_law]

We're at the "hide the coffins" stage of the war.