Jordan

Writer | @614magazine, @experiencecolumbus, in @flashficmag, @blackfoxlit, @cbusnavigator; 2024 Pushcart Prize for Fiction Nominee (she/her)

[Jordan @JordanAbbz]

My body type: someone who won the DARE essay contest in 5th grade

[Jordan @JordanAbbz]

Just remembered how this guy who didn't like me back in middle school posted how David Lynch was overrated once and now I am mad all over again!!!

[Jordan @JordanAbbz]

I really need to stop stress trimming my bangs but what you need to understand is that I am very stupid

[Jordan @JordanAbbz]

I can't forgive Blink Twice for ruining Changing Tatum for me. I need to watch Step Up to reset my system.

[Jordan @JordanAbbz]

I wish I could use my HSA dollars on my dog's meds. Don't they know I birthed her???

[Jordan @JordanAbbz]

Justice for Todd and Margo

[Jordan @JordanAbbz]

I have always been very nervous about what animal the Roast Beast is supposed to be

[Jordan @JordanAbbz]

And for that I say, thank you for your service

[Jordan @JordanAbbz]

Sabrina Carpenter has made being short cool

[Jordan @JordanAbbz]

I miss Riverdale

[Jordan @JordanAbbz]

I watched the Netflix movie Carry On, and my rating is "My Dad Will Love This Movie"

[Jordan @JordanAbbz]

I love how you can Google something like "how much fiber is in popcorn?" and Google will show an article like
"I Ate Popcorn Every Day for a Year. This is What Happened."

[Jordan @JordanAbbz]

I want to put on Mickey Mouse ears and eat a big sugary Mickey-head-shaped treat and wander around Magic Kingdom. That is the level of delusion I need right now!!!!

[Jordan @JordanAbbz]

I love living in Ohio because you can live in a major city and still say things like "I have to drop off some stuff at my cousin's farm"

[Jordan @JordanAbbz]

I won't sit on season 2 of Andor though, whenever it drops

[Jordan @JordanAbbz]

I am so behind on Star Wars and Marvel content and I truly never thought I'd say this but, do I have the will to catch up?

[Jordan @JordanAbbz]

@jimmysbluess IYKYK

[Jordan @JordanAbbz]

Remembering how my poetry professor in college would have us underline poems/write comments within the assigned books, then would collect our books to review. So he would just take bags full of our physical poetry collections home, read what we noted, and haul them back to class.

[Jordan @JordanAbbz]

Astrology accounts are starting to put out Luigi Mangione's birth charts and it's time for me to go to bed for the week

[Jordan @JordanAbbz]

My grandma calls the magazine I write for "the book"