beefer

extra soft ™️ she/her

[beefer @JordanAffeldt]

IM NOT CRYING, you’re crying

https://t.co/ENcgo2ztPP

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are you even in a midwest emo band if you don’t wear a big t shirt, athletic shorts, white sneaks, and a dad hat?

[beefer @JordanAffeldt]

read this or else

[beefer @JordanAffeldt]

every morning i wake up wanting noodles for breakfast but that always feels too crazy. anyway today im eating noodles for breakfast to celebrate

https://t.co/LSjxoqbqLb

[beefer @JordanAffeldt]

i have a little blister on my lip and i just really didn’t appreciate all the days i didn’t have a little blister on my lip

also pre save shrek karaoke party https://t.co/c68OonxZE8

[beefer @JordanAffeldt]

accidentally came out as bi to my fam on instagram so now you have to listen to this when it comes out https://t.co/dJKs2T1drZ

[beefer @JordanAffeldt]

get slutty this summer - chord boy is doing custom merch again and it’s sluttier than ever https://t.co/QzzSqfHpnr

[beefer @JordanAffeldt]

can’t believe we did it 😭

[Sticker Mule @stickermule]

$500 TO 1 PERSON WHO REPOSTS THIS ON X.

FOLLOW SO WE CAN DM YOU.

[beefer @JordanAffeldt]

learned running reddit threads are delightful

[Routine Fuss @RoutineFuss]

WHAT ARE WE DOING TODAY

[beefer @JordanAffeldt]

i am the target audience for easter themed cakes. if i see a little lamb on a cake i want it. baby chick cakes? get in my cart

[beefer @JordanAffeldt]

dead mom and then covid? are u kitten me

[beefer @JordanAffeldt]

the way i get a thrill from doing SALES disgusts me

[beefer @JordanAffeldt]

getting home and thinking there’s a leak in your bathroom is bad but what’s worse is realizing that it’s not water, it’s the full bottle of expensive ass hair oil that your cats just knocked over

[Adventure Champs Podcast @adventurechamp1]

We’re back! But not like a dinosaur story. There’s no amount of magic cereal that can make Patrick not a dirt boy.