Jordan Rodriguez

life is too short to be anything but happy.

[Jordan Rodriguez @JordanAliciaR]

Don’t forget to drink water & get some sunlight because you’re basically a house plant with more complicated emotions.

[Jordan Rodriguez @JordanAliciaR]

you couldn’t pay me enough to ever install my own flooring again.

[Jordan Rodriguez @JordanAliciaR]

@andrew22_2 With the occasional snow mobile ride down you know

[Jordan Rodriguez @JordanAliciaR]

If you’re planning to go boarding at Purgatory, buy your tickets like now in advance. Prices have gone up 3x in the last 3 days.

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

It’s called gross pay because it’s disgusting to see what you could’ve made

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

Can no make mistakey, if not awakey

[Jordan Rodriguez @JordanAliciaR]

@DionsPizza

[Parker McCollum @ParkerMcCollum]

I support hard working, high character human beings. I don’t care about your sexuality. It is irrelevant to me.

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

October 31st vs. November 1st

[Jordan Rodriguez @JordanAliciaR]

Things that keep me up at night: how in the world am I going to complete 27 visits this week when I’m only supposed to do 4 a day & I’m off on Friday?

[Jordan Rodriguez @JordanAliciaR]

I hope everyone enjoys gas prices being at $3.11 today.
I paid $3.41 2 days ago 🥲

[victoria @vchavv]

Could Facebook just be used for FarmVille again?

[Quinn XCII @QuinnXCII]

You are right where you should be.

[westerosies @westerosies]

Aemond

[Jordan Rodriguez @JordanAliciaR]

the emptiness I feel now that House of the Dragon is over 😖
it’s gonna be a long 2 years, man.

[malanda. @overlyxclusive]

the intimacy of being understood, chosen, accepted, preferred, regarded, heard, care about, fought for, believed is incomparable.

[Jorge @jvenegas05]

If Hasbulla isn’t the main villain in Fast 10 I ain’t watching.

[Jordan Rodriguez @JordanAliciaR]

@issac48_valdez It took 2 hours just to park & they allowed waaaaay too many people in like you couldn’t even enjoy it without someone breathing down your neck

[Jordan Rodriguez @JordanAliciaR]

If you’re considering going to McCall’s Pumpkin Patch, don’t. Just… don’t.

[Jordan Rodriguez @JordanAliciaR]

I don’t remember the last time I wasn’t exhausted after work. I think this means I need a new job.

[Jorge @jvenegas05]

You guys are getting creative with these Mark Ronchetti memes 😂