Jordan Ampersand

I make #TDPS cool. And hot. And young. And short. I'm the critic at large but don't know what that is. I'm awesomer than @chrisricewriter @ericshawquinn.

[Jordan Ampersand @JordanAmpersand]

SO MUCH LUV 4 MY AMAZING INTERVIEW OF @AnneRiceAuthor WHOSE WAY COOLER THAN HR STUPID SON https://t.co/kYiJL9xL06

[Jordan Ampersand @JordanAmpersand]

Doing a Facebook Live over at https://t.co/Sa94CjYhTs tmrw at 11 AM ET/ 8 AM PT. Spilling secrets about the new RAMSES book.

[Jordan Ampersand @JordanAmpersand]

Whatevs IM AWESOME at fire! https://t.co/BqcmYxkFLN

[Christopher Rice/ C. Travis Rice @chrisricewriter]

People telling you to go die in a fire is not LOVE. You ruined a perfectly good interview, you little monster. https://t.co/cSDKrLOhmV

[Jordan Ampersand @JordanAmpersand]

Cause u keep t ordering TEA and it's called the COFFEE bean. Hellloooooooooo?!?! Go the tea Bea for t! https://t.co/8Q0pIevOb6

[Jordan Ampersand @JordanAmpersand]

Um. Who RU calling useless! I worked at Coffee Bean for A WHOLE WEEK!!! https://t.co/io8R4Xb8DW

[Jordan Ampersand @JordanAmpersand]

RLT. never mind. Fitzpatrick' fine. Just had 2 much Bendaryl cupcakes. They're soooo tastee though 😋

[Jordan Ampersand @JordanAmpersand]

Itz sad whun people die. Wassupwitdat??? #death

[Jordan Ampersand @JordanAmpersand]

Like I've never been gagged before by a man eight times my age. Bring it, biznitches! I've been to the Castro!!! https://t.co/p8X5TB6prY

[Dinner Party Show @DinnerPartyShow]

Tulips, an all new video serving from #TDPS is coming this Sunday to our You Tube channel. Here's a tease: #jordanampersand

[Jordan Ampersand @JordanAmpersand]

Everything I touch is new cause I'm so NOW!!! #jordanstyle https://t.co/NVPl2PgmMy

[Dinner Party Show @DinnerPartyShow]

ALL NEW VIDEO featuring the wretched @JordanAmpersand and @EricShawQuinn #TDPS #PointDumberPoint https://t.co/89zOtf2LWQ

[Jordan Ampersand @JordanAmpersand]

Who ever callz me still, beotch? https://t.co/OEsCYpWl8K

[Eric Shaw Quinn @EricShawQuinn]

Sometimes still waters are just stagnant @JordanAmpersand All New @DinnerPartyShow YouTube channel https://t.co/nmCDVMIISj

[Jordan Ampersand @JordanAmpersand]

WAITWEFUCKINGEKLECTEDTRUMPREZ. WTF??? IM MOVING TO HAWAII

[Jordan Ampersand @JordanAmpersand]

If I was ever sober Id know naut 2 du yr stupid show!!! https://t.co/RBMQK9kVbn

[Christopher Rice/ C. Travis Rice @chrisricewriter]

It hasn't been a podcast for a year. You're on a You Tube channel now, which you would know if you were ever sober. https://t.co/suV3lyLF80

[Jordan Ampersand @JordanAmpersand]

Cooler then ull look trying to find ur way home cause yr old and lost and yr back hurts!!!! #jordan4prezzie https://t.co/VeCBmDcluc

[Eric Shaw Quinn @EricShawQuinn]

Not sure how cool I'll look appearing with @JordanAmpersand on Sunday's @DinnerPartyShow I suppose I can rise above questionable company

[Jordan Ampersand @JordanAmpersand]

#UnusualTurkeyStuffing Hashtag mke meh feel unsafe cause I got stuffed inside trky once. Not werd sex thing. Mom hates me!!!!! #lovejordan

[Jordan Ampersand @JordanAmpersand]

Fellatio and I dnt spk now cause she tld me to get hair extensions. She's a beotch!!! #jordan4prezzie https://t.co/zFN2Gn58hw

[Jordan Ampersand @JordanAmpersand]

U guyz would be NOWHEERE wittout me beng AMAZING on yr podcast!!! #lovejordan #jordan4prezzie https://t.co/qfa43EvaG2

[Christopher Rice/ C. Travis Rice @chrisricewriter]

Define "awesome AF" you little puppet monster. https://t.co/REtPg5ulbe

[Jordan Ampersand @JordanAmpersand]

U guyz. My new @DinnerPartyShow vid posts this Sun! I'm awesome AF in it and I make @EricShawQuinn look cool. LOVE ME! #lovejordan

[Jordan Ampersand @JordanAmpersand]

I'M AWESOME AF IN THIS!!!!! https://t.co/zcWHBqzbYd

[Christopher Rice/ C. Travis Rice @chrisricewriter]

We'll distract you from politics this Sunday with something worse. @JordanAmpersand. Subscribe to The Dinner Party Show You Tube channel.

[Jordan Ampersand @JordanAmpersand]

I'm gonna be so freaking awesome in Sun's new video, I might get elected prezzie one day #jordan4prezzie #irule

[Jordan Ampersand @JordanAmpersand]

You guys. What are ‘neighbors’ and why do the people who live downstairs have the right to ask me not to throw cats out the window?