Jordan Atlas

Former US Chief Creative Officer @edelmanpr and current self-deprecating, creative type. I'm also a Scorpio, but not sure what that means. Tweets r mine.

[Jordan Atlas @JordanAtlas23]

Seems very crowded for first his first time.

[Paste Magazine @PasteMagazine]

Harry Styles alleges to have first gotten it on to the intro of "Talk Show Host," a nihilistic, borderline suicidal deep cut from Radiohead’s 1995 'Street Spirit (Fade Out)' EP. Not only is it a horrible song to lose your virginity to, but its intro is only 11 seconds long. Yeesh. https://t.co/QRKpolvkOU

[Jordan Atlas @JordanAtlas23]

Love this Birdcage tattoo!

[Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @GaryPetersonUSA]

The left can’t handle my daughter’s new President Trump tattoo. Sorry, wokesters, consider yourselves owned.

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

I can’t believe they made us go to work today.

[Jordan Atlas @JordanAtlas23]

Ladies and gentlemen, our wartime president. 🙁😩😔

[Jordan Atlas @JordanAtlas23]

@consequence This is a really strong list

[Jordan Atlas @JordanAtlas23]

Community Manager in Chief

[TMZ @TMZ]

Donald Trump reposts an A.I. image of Jesus embracing him in front of an American flag. https://t.co/HKp7sc0hMg

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

I tried to warn you about him Piers but you wouldn’t listen. You were obsessed with ‘wokeness’. 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Now that Obama’s poll numbers are in tailspin – watch for him to launch a strike in Libya or Iran. He is desperate.

[Roy Rogers Happy Trails Music Shop  @RoyRogers_HTMS]

Angine de Poitrine .
What major music festival should these guys play next ?

[Forrest Knight @ForrestPKnight]

Honestly, Ben Affleck actually knowing AI and the landscape caught me off guard, but as a writer, makes sense.

Great takes across the board.

[Commonwealth Fusion Systems @CFS_energy]

The debut of fusion and CFS at #CES2026 was already out of the ordinary, but we decided to shake things up even more by fusing two things we love — not plasma particles, but instead science and comedy.

Our own Director of Tokamak Operations Alex Creely joined Tammy Ma, Director of the Livermore Institute for Fusion Technology, alongside comedians The @SklarBrothers — from @ESPN's Cheap Seats, Curb Your Enthusiasm, and Grey's Anatomy — to celebrate the journey, the science, and the tech-fueled ambition of building a star on Earth.

Alex and Tammy brought the science, #TheSklarBrothers brought the laughs. Check the video below for a comedic education in fusion.

https://t.co/EWygBK83W1

#FusionEnergy #Science #Comedy #StarBuilders

[Killer Mike @KillerMike]

That's like asking Godfather 1 or 2. Nawww we taking them as a set

[Commonwealth Fusion Systems @CFS_energy]

Fusion energy at #CES2026: "The Next Big Thing in Tech" has officially entered the building.

And an arrival this big shouldn't just be discussed — it should be celebrated.

That’s why on Wednesday, Jan. 7, we’re doing something audacious. We’re hosting a first-of-its-kind comedy show in Las Vegas with the @SklarBrothers to celebrate the journey, the science, and the bold, tech-fueled ambition of building a sun on Earth.

RSVP now: https://t.co/E23Ho6xslW

#FusionEnergy

[Jordan Atlas @JordanAtlas23]

@DeathMetalV I think I speak for a ton of Dems when I say “we don’t care, release everything, bring everyone involved, from Clinton to Trump, to justice. Pedophilia is non-partisan.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Remember when people were cancelled for not expressing the proper Official Emotions of Grief for Charlie Kirk?

Yeah, me too.

In related news, Trump's grave will reek of ammonia for all eternity.

[violet @rosynonie]

not rob reiner

[Saganism @Saganismm]

"And what does the money machine eat? It eats youth, spontaneity, life, beauty, and above all, it eats creativity. It eats quality and shits out quantity."

- William S. Burroughs

[Jordan Atlas @JordanAtlas23]

I’d still like to hear the people in Piano Man’s side of the story.