Jordan Attales

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[Jordan Attales @JordanAttales]

Hello

[Jordan Attales @JordanAttales]

big gulps are a bigger threat than crack #NYC

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It's funny that you can buy crack and heroin in nyc but thanks to mayor bloomberg there will be no more big gulps

[Jordan Attales @JordanAttales]

#3WordsToSumUpMyChildhood THE LION KING

[Jordan Attales @JordanAttales]

@shayeervin sorry i hardly ever reply to your text anymore...my phone is a piece of shit...should be getting new one soon

[Jordan Attales @JordanAttales]

i wish all the gays in this city would get on noah's ark and disappear. they scare me

[Jordan Attales @JordanAttales]

#timebomb

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OMG there is new @kylieminogue

[Jordan Attales @JordanAttales]

Ryan Gosling is over

[Jordan Attales @JordanAttales]

did you see him in a bathhouse?

[Jordan Attales @JordanAttales]

wtf is going on with these gays around here #weirdfags

[Jordan Attales @JordanAttales]

i don't want to get up early

[Jordan Attales @JordanAttales]

hurl your faeces

[Jordan Attales @JordanAttales]

#sexualtimebomb

[Jordan Attales @JordanAttales]

smug gay mexican

[Jordan Attales @JordanAttales]

you need to change your standard on whats worthy of a text

[Jordan Attales @JordanAttales]

birth control is god's miracle

[Jordan Attales @JordanAttales]

how many vampires am i supposed to care about now a days

[Jordan Attales @JordanAttales]

why don't you go outside take a shot of insulin and have a nap

[Jordan Attales @JordanAttales]

Kim Kardashian would be in Hufflepuff