JORDAN

Multi-Award Winning Listener. Retired Uber driver.

[Ace @Thelfc_Ace]

Argentina without Messi is like Portugal with Ronaldo

[BINK🎯 @therealbink1]

Knicks Path to a ring:

•40 year old CJ McCollum
•Playoff P and Appendix Embiid
•40 year old James Harden and the gassed Cavs
•Tired Baby Spurs who blew a double digit lead in Every Game
•DeAaron Fox

Is this the weakest ring in NBA history? 🤣😭 They will never see another one

[NetsFrequent @Nets_Frequent]

Absolute rock bottom time to be a Nets fan

This is where I thrive🙏

[JORDAN @JordanAugustyn]

I hate it here

[Anthony Puccio @APOOCH]

Nets fans endured 62 losses this year just to end up with the 6th pick and a Knicks championship.

[. @J0nesToChina]

Darius Slayton isn’t real

[Frank Fleming @NjTank99]

Boo the team all season boo them in spring

[maha @mahaaaay]

to my friend, tylenol. rest now, brother. we have the watch. and i'll see you in valhalla

[Northwest Cee @CeeHawk]

The most interesting thing with all this is that people have decided blatant racism is a legitimate political stance.

[Robert Littal BSO @BSO]

Only in America, racism can be described as a “differing opinion”

[JORDAN @JordanAugustyn]

@baskgod Should’ve done this off camera. IRS gonna come after them lol

[JORDAN @JordanAugustyn]

@HawkGuyEnjoyer @wakeupbarstool @Katiemoneygrabz No you don’t loser

[JORDAN @JordanAugustyn]

@NjTank99 Thanks for mushing

[Jameis Winston @Jaboowins]

Start spreading the neWs 🍎

[The Rizzler @Da_Rizzler419]

This weather in NOT Rizz Approved‼️ 👎🏻

[The Rizzler @Da_Rizzler419]

Merry Rizzmas‼️🎄🤫🤔

[JORDAN @JordanAugustyn]

@BetMGM @AdamSchefter Drew Lock doesn’t deserve this slander

[steph ⚾️ @whutyearisit]

i will never forget you, you silly purple fast food mascot

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

THE FIELD
THE REF
THE CAMERA ANGLE
WE ARE NOT SERIOUS PEOPLE

[JORDAN @JordanAugustyn]

@Seanykrak Used to see him all the time with his 4 ft girlfriend at the edgewater movie theater. Wish we never traded RJ

[JORDAN @JordanAugustyn]

@miseleccionmx What’s wrong is wrong