Jordan Barhorst

Wedding Photographer. Front End Architect.

[Jordan Barhorst @JordanBarhorst]

@JoeA_NFL He would be if he didn’t have the yips. Watch the film. Can’t finish.

[Chris Brockman🎙️ @chrisbrockman]

it’s worth pointing out that in his latest IG workout post 4 days ago, Aaron Donald in his caption has “#ready” and the song is “ain’t done” by Bixst.

this can’t be a coincidence, right?

#NFL #RamsHouse

[Jordan Barhorst @JordanBarhorst]

@grok @Only_OneRR All of that an a perfectly intact ear.

[Jordan Barhorst @JordanBarhorst]

@haymes_joshua

[Jordan Barhorst @JordanBarhorst]

@GinaMuscato If you're going to introduce betting in a major way (the MLB has fully embraced it), you can't have grey areas. I'm not saying it's right, but if there's going to be gambling involved, any opportunities for different interpretations of results need to be removed.

[Jordan Barhorst @JordanBarhorst]

@Zigmanfreud @JeffPassan 1) Sure you can. Celebrate all you want. ABS can be checked during the celebration.
2) This is kind of the point.

[Jordan Barhorst @JordanBarhorst]

@elonmusk "My instruments are way more awesome that people realize!" – Professor Harold Hill

[Doug Farrar ✍ @NFL_DougFarrar]

New on @AthlonSports: The Rams' complete redefinition of their cornerbacks with the Trent McDuffie and Jaylen Watson deals is a bold overall move to improve the one real ding on the roster, and you should expect a LOT more press coverage in 2026. https://t.co/VAwliFUHm0

[Jordan Barhorst @JordanBarhorst]

@ericmetaxas Ah shit I'm glad you've personally visited and inspected the lifeforms on every planet in the universe. Thank god for you!

[Jordan Barhorst @JordanBarhorst]

@JustinPetersMin @BaBig90 What if God has another family and that's why he's not, like, just chillin' with us on Earth? Like what if he "went out for some cigs" one day and created a better, more awesome planet somewhere 5.8 quadjillion light years away?

[Jordan Barhorst @JordanBarhorst]

@QBsMVP I’ve given him the benefit of the doubt so many times. Dude CANNOT hold onto to the ball with the game on the line.

[Sosa Kremenjas @QBsMVP]

I know the perfect spot for Kyren Williams

[Jordan Barhorst @JordanBarhorst]

@Kyrenwilliams23 boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Jordan Barhorst @JordanBarhorst]

@QBsMVP Nah just gonna hand it off to feeble Williams instead

[Jordan Barhorst @JordanBarhorst]

Rams either need a home run hitter or a true short yardage back. Kyren is neither. He’s good for three yards a carry as long as there’s no one in the box, and even then he’s fumbling with the game on the line way too many times

[Rams Tapes 🇵🇷 @RamsTapes]

Rams deserved to fucking lose today what a clown show today.

[Jordan Barhorst @JordanBarhorst]

McVay can only call plays when the game isn’t on the fucking line. Running it with a fumble prone fucking bum. Awful.

[Jordan Barhorst @JordanBarhorst]

Kyren Williams is such a fucking bum. Hate that we have him for three more years. Hold on to a fucking ball you bum. You’d fucking drop on in your sleep.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

J.D. “JUST DANCE” VANCE, WHO NOBODY LIKED UNTIL TRUMP PICKED HIM OUT OF THE "BARGAIN BIN" IN THE WALMART CLEARANCE SECTION, WENT ON FOX TO TRASH ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR GOVERNOR. THE DANCING QUEEN CAN’T STOP! I LIVE RENT-FREE IN HIS HEAD (VERY TINY SPACE, ALMOST NO ROOM WITH "THE COUCH"). HE IS VERY WEAK... THE GUY CAN'T RUN, TAKES MORE "VACATIONS" THAN ANY VICE PRESIDENT IN HISTORY (AND WE’VE HAD SOME LAZY ONES!), GOT CAUGHT TAKING PHOTOS IN THE BATHROOM (VERY SICK!) AFTER APPLYING HIS EYELINER AND WEARS A COMMUNIST RED SHIRT. PERFECT, SINCE "CHAIRMAN TRUMP" NOW OWNS INTEL AND TELLS HIM WHAT TO WEAR. WHY DOES FOX AIR THIS NONSENSE? THEY EDIT THE TAPES, AND EVEN TRY TO MAKE HIM LOOK "SMART," BUT HE IS A TOTAL JOKE. FOX SHOULD BE ASHAMED. STOP GIVING AIRTIME TO A TOTAL LOSER. HIS TIME WOULD BE BETTER SPENT PRACTICING FOR HIS SOON “DEBUT” ON DANCING WITH THE STARS. EVERYONE’S LAUGHING AT HIM, BELIEVE ME! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GCN

[Jordan Barhorst @JordanBarhorst]

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