Jordan Bayola

Do you think sand is called sand because it’s between the sea and land...?

[Jordan Bayola @JordanBayola]

Whoever got my tinder banned, your moms a hoe

[Jordan Bayola @JordanBayola]

If you see me dancing between sets in the gym mind your business :)

[Jordan Bayola @JordanBayola]

Day 7 of quarantine: my house has gotten into multiple fights, one is on a bender, one fainted and ripped her lip open, one is doing yoga online and me... yea I’m just vibing watching Tik Toks.

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My dads calling Covid-19 the boomer remover now... okay we ‘re done now 😅😂

[Jordan Bayola @JordanBayola]

Yes your backpack needs a seat in a lecture of 200+ people 😪

[Jordan Bayola @JordanBayola]

After much examination and an hour of people watching, I can confidently say UWEC has some weird ass people

[Jordan Bayola @JordanBayola]

The one time I need to buckle down and get a tutor, God gives me the hottest tutor around... how do I learn anything now?! 😩

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3 days into soccer season and I’m already back at the doctors office for my knee... clearly someone doesn’t want me playing soccer anymore

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Wore hoop earrings today and someone told me I looked like a heartbreaker 👀

[Jordan Bayola @JordanBayola]

@tmmill658 Sleeping

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I need a boyfriend who will eat the pickle when we go out to eat... where you at babyyy??

[Jordan Bayola @JordanBayola]

Hannah picks a shitty musician over Tyler C?! Im not crying you are 😭😩

[Jordan Bayola @JordanBayola]

@tmmill658 Excuse me, you replaced me with your boyfriend instead!

[Jordan Bayola @JordanBayola]

My brother said I looked like Kourtney Kardashian today... it’s a good day

[Jordan Bayola @JordanBayola]

“I thought you would be the first one to have a boyfriend in college”... here we are going into junior year and I’m still single 🤷🏻‍♀️

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If only you could get paid for third wheeling cause I’d be rich by now

[Jordan Bayola @JordanBayola]

What’s you most memorable high school experience ?

Mine is a kangaroo squaring up to me while I was trying to pet it during our Nashville trip.

[Jordan Bayola @JordanBayola]

Leave it to me to slide my knee cap and partially tear a ligament 3 days before I was gonna be cleared from my ACL tear :)

[Jordan Bayola @JordanBayola]

@Tinder un-ban me already... I’m bored

[Jordan Bayola @JordanBayola]

Whoever got my tinder banned, your moms a hoe