Jord

sometimes I’m accidentally funny.

[Jord @JordanBeatty3]

This 17.4 seconds might kill me

[Peach - CPT @msupeach]

I’m going to die

[Jord @JordanBeatty3]

OMG this game 😅😅🫣🫣 go green !

[Jord @JordanBeatty3]

Single mom, workaholic life is lonely AF

[Jord @JordanBeatty3]

I cannot get enough of this frosting-face little sweetie 🥰

[Jord @JordanBeatty3]

@rischievous @agoeschel Wait, girls wear non-stretch jeans!?!!! Whyyyy??

[Jord @JordanBeatty3]

How many times do you wear your jeans before washing them??

[Jord @JordanBeatty3]

US healthcare is so frustrating. My out of pocket max is $5200. Please tell me why I have paid over $12000 out of pocket for giving birth?!?! @UHC

[Jord @JordanBeatty3]

I just really really don’t want to work weekends anymore

[Jord @JordanBeatty3]

Crocs are never an acceptable form of footwear unless you’re 8

[Jord @JordanBeatty3]

Being a mom is the hardest & best job title I’ve ever had.

[Jord @JordanBeatty3]

Guys, how do you handle a one year old that is constantly hitting? & I mean, like winding up, tries to beat the shit out of me hitting…?! Is this normal?! 😭😭 NOTHING IS WORKING

[Jord @JordanBeatty3]

Heading to the Soo with Brynie today. We haven’t even gotten dressed & we’re already having meltdowns 😅🙃 wish me luck

[Jord @JordanBeatty3]

@aschwiderson Thanks for always being there for me through the chaos ❤️💕

[Jord @JordanBeatty3]

This has hands down been the most challenging week of my life.

[Jord @JordanBeatty3]

This is a scary time to be raising a daughter in right now.

[Jord @JordanBeatty3]

Coparenting is so fucking hard 😩

[Jord @JordanBeatty3]

Bryn is fighting sleep so hard & I seriously want to screammmmm 😩😩😩😤

[Jord @JordanBeatty3]

A family friend told me she’s listing her house this year & it’s PERFECT for me. Tell me why she bought it for $212k, hasn’t done any updates & it’s currently valued at $356k ?!?!

[Jord @JordanBeatty3]

How am I so late on the Love is Blind train? 🤯