Jordan Bird

[Coral @Coral]

If at first you don't succeed...

https://t.co/2eLLmiiTG6

[Jack 🏆 @GranitJacka]

Kitchen Nightmares

[Philip John Bristow @philjbristow]

So I bumped into the bounce by the ounce guy this weekend and I’m pleased to announce he was absolutely off his swede

[Jordan Bird @JordanBird14]

@andrehowee @Norris69Ben You’re right that’s much worse tbf

[EPL Bible @EPLBible]

When Mbappe tries to sprint past Maguire on Sunday...

[Jordan Bird @JordanBird14]

@andrehowee Must’ve been one hell of a hit

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Bird goes nuts over bouncing the golf ball on the concrete! 😂

[Kyle Walker @kylewalker2]

Yeah so a good header doesn’t hurt. I mean the moment you head it proper, you feel it’s a good one. Know what I mean love?

[Standard Sport @standardsport]

This is how you celebrate #ENG's first ever penalty shootout victory at a #WorldCup.

Bravo, @BoxparkCroydon.

[Iso @Bluegrenades]

LMAO who tf made this

[Jonno Hopkins @jonnohopkins]

this is the most British thing I’ve seen all week

[Jordan Bird @JordanBird14]

@bbcsport_david @arseblog @Millar_Colin @JamesPayne023 literally every tweet of his arsenal fans go nuts for it

[Jordan Bird @JordanBird14]

@VintageSalah @samuelJayC @JamesPayne023 @andrehowee

[Post Malone @PostMalone]

sorry to announce to all my fans that there's been complications with the album and it won't be released tonight. I'm so sorry to all my fans and I didn't mean to let you down again...

JK LOL MOFOS 20 MINUTES TURN THE FUCK UP

[Jordan Bird @JordanBird14]

@Norris69Ben @ladbible Fuck that hit home 😢

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

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